The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

How do you live with yourself Link?
Seek help. A deplorable human you are.

 

[finman13]

Why would 3 people buy this fools picks ? I guess I'll answer my own question. Fade.
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[finman13]

Ugh

 

[finman13]

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[proanalyser]

GOT A DATE FOR THE WEEKEND AFTER MY DIVORCE

 

[proanalyser]

 

[finman13]

GOT A DATE FOR THE WEEKEND AFTER MY DIVORCE

Which zoo loaned you this one?

 

[finman13]

Looks like this guy is trying to steal your original date.

 

[peso012001]

50 dimes on Siena

 

[finman13]

Marist or Siena. Probably Siena since they already won at Marist.
Or Lang says even number Marist and odd Siena when throwing a dart.

 

[savage1]

I wonder if Lang's soon-to-be slutty ex-wife charges fifty dimes for performing tricks!!!

 

[Tuesday]

50 dimes on Siena

Thank you again peso for confirming, GOGOGO MARIST

 

[Tuesday]

I wonder if Lang's soon-to-be slutty ex-wife charges fifty dimes for performing tricks!!!

$5 is what link could afford so yeah that seems about right price for a tranny of her kind.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,298.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,985 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,980)

PAID PICKS: 19-28-1 / 40.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 6-11, -519 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (1W-2L) -57.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

24-28-1, -562.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-4
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 2-5
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 8-6
25 DIME: 6-6-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

THURSDAY

50 Dime UNC Wilmington - Loss

Net for the day: -55 dimes

WEDNESDAY

25 Dime Texas Tech - Winner

Net for the day: +25 dimes

TUESDAY

25 Dime Bradley - Loss

Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

MONDAY

25 Dime Niagara - Loss

Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

LANG'S PICK: SIENA -1 1/2

Well, 31% from the floor and 3 of 19 from behind the arc and that is how my +3 point home dog on NC Wilmington goes down in flames.
Nice call on Texas Tech over Baylor on Wednesday only to come up short with the Seahawks last night.
I said yesterday I need to get my shit together and I need to finish the month of February strong.
Last year I did just that with an incredible February after the Super bowl, going on a 15-4 run to close the month and then one of my biggest months of March ever.
I need history to repeat itself. Simple as that.
There are 11 days left in this month and I need to go on a tear.
Winning streaks start one winner at a time and if I have ever needed one of my Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-0 sweeps, this weekend is the one.
Today is as good a day as any to get this thing headed in the right direction with a 50 dime winner.
Let's goooooo.

 

[finman13]

Well about 13k down in 6 weeks. Nice job asswipe. Have a feeling you may win tonight. Your residence on heather breeze should be condemned. Beastiality is Gross.
Maybe go caddy at a miniature golf course

 

[kimbelt]

DAM HE LOSES AGAIN . DOES HE STILL HAVE A JOB ?

 

[savage1]

Perhaps there are some teams out there who would pay him a seasonal fee to NEVER give them out as one of his picks.

 

[finman13]

Siena 5 points in the last 10 minutes.