The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

Ever had your ass stretched by a bulldog, Lang?

Meet UGA

You'll get your money's worth ... all 200 dimes worth of bulldog.

He's going to fuck you till you love him.

 

[blueduke]

Lang also loved Notre Dame in the Saturday game and Bengals +4.5 in the pros

 

[sniperpicks]

LANGS down early

 

[Tuesday]

LANGS down early

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO GEORGIA

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

LANGS down early

Pants down and bent over.

 

[gregboy59]

Believe me I would if I could but my boss wouldn't let me.

 

[savage1]

Someone correct me if I am wrong, and assuming that this score holds up, but didn't have a big play on Georgia when they played Alabama

in early December and lost?

If so it would seem to fit in with his bad pattern of trying to get even by betting against them in the next big game?

If I am not mistaken, Georgia will once again play Alabama for the Championship Game, raising the question as to who he will back

this time around.

Thoughts?

 

[finman13]

FuKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Lucky mother fkers,should of known , ass stretcher was on pitt. Look for a big play tomorrow I will

D

Someone correct me if I am wrong, and assuming that this score holds up, but didn't have a big play on Georgia when they played Alabama

in early December and lost?

If so it would seem to fit in with his bad pattern of trying to get even by betting against them in the next big game?

If I am not mistaken, Georgia will once again play Alabama for the Championship Game, raising the question as to who he will back

this time around.

Thoughts?

depends on the line

 

[finman13]

Pro anus. Too bad your boss wouldnt let you bet 1300 dines.
If you are so famous..you know a movie was made about you...then why aren't you your own boss?

 

[Hngkng13]

Loser Lang does it again!!

 

[finman13]

D

depends on the line

So the line is georgia minus 2. I'd be shocked if he goes against Saban in this spot.

 

[Tuesday]

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IT WAS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER INDEED

Happy New Years to Pimpy and Sniper and everyone supporting this thread?

Specially thank you to Pimpy for creating this thread and for keeping it going strong year after year and thank you to Sniper for sharing and confirming the picks whenever he can

NOW THAT THE FADE YEAR HAS FINISHED OFF STRONG LET IT CONTINUE STRONGLY WELL INTO THE NEW YEAR AND INTO INFINITY AND BEYOND - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU


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[blueduke]

So the line is georgia minus 2. I'd be shocked if he goes against Saban in this spot.

Lang said on the radio you'll never see Saban.as a dog again. Another great call

 

[proanalyser]

Well I have to admit bad play on Michigan as they never showed up. The good news is the slate is clean, and we start afresh in 2022. Fixin to stick a 100 dimer up ass stretcher, after uga did it to me yesterday.

 

[gregboy59]

Anal eye, douche bag talks about money management and so forth and then he displays he makes picks with emotion factored in? That makes you a certified asshole AND a scumbag plus a certified jack off according to the late George Carlins standards. Good Luck with that...LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $15,245 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,240)

PAID PICKS: 177-175-5 / 50.2%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (4W-3L) -27.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/21 to 12/27, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 53: 12/28 to 1/3, (2W-2L) -264 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

18-24-1, -559.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 7-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

3-3, -289 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-8, -190 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's start the new year off with this big time winner.
And here comes winning day #7 of my last 9.
Well, if you are going to be wrong about a game you might as well be DEAD WRONG and that was the case with my 200 dimer on Michigan last night.
I pushed all in on the Wolverines truly feeling their offensive line, voted the best line in all of College football, would be the difference in the game.
They were dominated from the opening snap and their defense, especially their secondary, which played it's worst game of the year, in the 34-11 beatdown.
So 6 straight winning days heading into Thursday cashing a 40 dimer, 150 dimer, 100 dimer, 50 dimer, 40 dimer and 60 dimer.
That is +440 dimes of net profit.
Then came the unbelievable bad beat on the 80 dimer with Pitt Thursday and then the 200 dime bad call on Michigan last night.
Gave back some hard earned profits but let's be honest here, even though I have hit 3 straight 150 dime releases this month, this 200 dimer on Friday stings.
You want to judge me on the bad call on Michigan last night, be my guest. It was a bad call but I won't let one game take away from what I have done the last 8 days.
Today is a bounce back day. it will be a 2nd straight 100 dime winner. Nothing more and nothing less.
Back in the winners circle tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So 6 straight winning days heading into Thursday cashing a 40 dimer, 150 dimer, 100 dimer, 50 dimer, 40 dimer and 60 dimer.
That is +440 dimes of net profit.
Then came the unbelievable bad beat on the 80 dimer with Pitt Thursday and then the 200 dime bad call on Michigan last night.
Gave back some hard earned profits...

Does anybody know what "hard earned profits" this asshole is referring to???
He just lost his 4th straight month and in those 4 months he lost 1,990.5 DIMES!!! That is $19,905 to his precious and imaginary $10 Betters.
For the entire year he cost them $17,240.
Such a huge piece of shit you are Brandon Link/Lang and a clown capper!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Back on December 4th Lang wrote this...

This will be a December to Remember. Nothing more and nothing less.

December Results: 15 Wins, 15 Losses, Negative 212.5 DIMES.

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