The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

I still can't believe he wasn't on KC.
Big games like this the Chargers always choke away.

 

[finman13]

Damn you Lang. Now the chiefs are going to get the number 1 seed. Gross.

 

[Tuesday]

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Damn you Lang. Now the chiefs are going to get the number 1 seed. Gross.

DECEMBER TO REMEMBER lang ya clown hahaha
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[sniperpicks]

I'm sorry, I am not a believer in this Chiefs team and I truly feel they get brought down to earth in a very big way. ~ LANG



<—— Faders headed to collect , AGAIN

? LANg is making it a green Christmas ? for all faders

 

[proanalyser]

Just had my asshole anally raped last night by Chargers head coach Brandon Staley.
Why don't you just take the fat end of a Louisville slugger wooden bat and shove it up my ass with no lube.
3 things you can't handicap: Penalties. Turnovers. Coaching Stupidity.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,575.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $15,755 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,750)

PAID PICKS: 168-170-5 / 49.7%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 6-10, -263.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (1W-2L) -122.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

14-23-1, -879.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 5-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

6-7, -210 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just had my asshole anally raped last night by Chargers head coach Brandon Staley.
Why don't you just take the fat end of a Louisville slugger wooden bat and shove it up my ass with no lube.
Seriously, how about this quote after the game, "I love the way I managed the game."
Really you fuc@$#$ing cockroach. You really wan't us to buy that bullshit you sack of shit.
4th and goal at the 1, agree, go for it. 4th and goal at the 5 yard line, kick the fuc@%$#@#ing field goal.
You kick the field goal on any one of those empty red zone 4th and short misses and your team wins the game.
But nope, you wanted to be a hero. You wanted to have it be all about you and because of your fuc@$#$#ing clueless ego, you cost your team big.
And we won't even talk about the Jared Cook drop at the goal line at the end of the half to put the Chargers up 21-10.
Yes, the same Jared Fucking Cook who cost the Saints a trip to the NFC championship game with his fumble in last year's game against the Bucs.
So between those 2 morons, for all intents and purposes you cost them the division. You cost them a home playoff game. You cost them everything.
3 things you can't handicap: Penalties. Turnovers. Coaching Stupidity.
The last was on full display. End of story.
Last week I hammered home a winning Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I will do it again this week and it starts with this 50 dimer on the college hardwood.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Cryin' Like a Bitch!

December to Remember!!!

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang bets on Chewbacca tonight

 

[Tuesday]

Lang bets on Chewbacca tonight

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO MISSISSIPPI STATE?

 

[finman13]

I'm sorry, I am not a believer in this Chiefs team and I truly feel they get brought down to earth in a very big way. ~ LANG



<—— Faders headed to collect , AGAIN

? LANg

Just had my asshole anally raped last night by Chargers head coach Brandon Staley.
Why don't you just take the fat end of a Louisville slugger wooden bat and shove it up my ass with no lube.
3 things you can't handicap: Penalties. Turnovers. Coaching Stupidity.

This happens to you most nights. You should be used to it. You fucked a chargers team that should have won . Now you get ram -rodded again. Damn you Brandon.

 

[finman13]

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO MISSISSIPPI STATE?

I missed the reference but miss state only won by 3 so he probably lost again?

 

[Tuesday]

I missed the reference but miss state only won by 3 so he probably lost again?

Chewbacca is furry like a fur man...and no, MISS needed 8 to cover so the bad guys won tonight...but new lang losing streak starts again tomorrow with the weekly 100+ fake dimer?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,525.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $15,255 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,250)

PAID PICKS: 169-170-5 / 49.8%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 7-10, -213.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (2W-2L) -72.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

14-23-1, -879.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 5-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-7, -160 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-0
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Patriots +3 (-130) seems like a Lang no-brainer.

 

[blueduke]

Lang loves Colts to beat the Pats on the radio and that's his 150 dime on his site it says
Likes Giants plus double digits, Titans pk Bengals plus 3.5 buy 1/2

Best bowl game is ND -2.5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang loves Colts to beat the Pats on the radio

Well I was wrong about him being on the Chiefs even though the dumbass should have been on them. If he's on the Colts today I hope it's the same result he had with the Chargers.