The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

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DECEMBER TO REMEMBER?
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[sniperpicks]

Imagine if LANG makes all these bets daily. For real. He has to dread doing it. Loss after loss , mush. Jinx , loser, fraud, etc.


Gods of betting

<——- LANG

 

[finman13]

Well you should have been on Texas Tech you dumb shit Lang.
OUTRIGHT OUTRIGHT OUTRIGHT!!
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[finman13]

Imagine if LANG makes all these bets daily. For real. He has to dread doing it. Loss after loss , mush. Jinx , loser, fraud, etc.


Gods of betting

<——- LANG

 

[proanalyser]

The only sure thing is that if sports services were licensed and regulated and had to conform to a certain set of standards in their

advertising and record-keeping, Lang would be one of the first ones put out of business unless he changed

his overall modus operandi 100%!!

 

[proanalyser]

I mean, they missed fu@%$#ing 52 shots in the game.

Maybe the tranny should pay a visit and hammer Rick Barnes in the ass so he can feel what I felt watching his team throw up brick after brick after brick!!!!!!

 

[finman13]

I mean, they missed fu@%$#ing 52 shots in the game.

Maybe the tranny should pay a visit and hammer Rick Barnes in the ass so he can feel what I felt watching his team throw up brick after brick after brick!!!!!!

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[savage1]

Let's be real here:

The reason that Lang and folks like him such as Stu Feiner are still selling picks is certainly not because of their handicapping skills

but because of the controversial manner in which they speak and post, all of which is to draw attention to themselves

There are a zillion cappers whose records are no worse nor better than Lang, but who for lack of a better term, just plain

boring and nondescript, meaning that most folks don't pay any attention to them of their picks other than to fade them of course.

Imo if Lang was just a regular plain old loser whose promotions simply stated his record for the day before with no commentary

and then simply advertised what he had going for the current day, I have doubts that this thread would be still going

strong!!

Don't get me wrong, I love this thread and the time and effort Pimpy ad other folks have put into it to make it so successful.

I also believe that Lang reads this thread, and something tells me that it is not what he is looking for to make his day.

My favorite threads in the sports-related section of the Forum in no special order are the sports service pick section,

Jack Winningham's picks and commentary and this one.

Keep up the fine work, everyone!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,558.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $15,585 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,580)

PAID PICKS: 164-165-5 / 49.8%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 2-5, -246.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (0W-1L) -27.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

13-20-1, -847.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 5-7
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

14-17, -851 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-5, -150 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow. All I can say is Wow.
I'm talking about 19 of 71 from the floor.
I'm talking about 6-40 from behind the arc.
I mean, they missed fu@%$#ing 52 shots in the game.
A monkey, a midget, a tranny in thigh high boots, all of them could shoot better than Tennessee did last at Madison Square Garden in the OT loss to T.Tech.
So after the Bills on Monday night couldn't stop the Patriots from running the ball when they knew the Pats were running the ball, here comes the Vols last night.
Let's move on.
College hoop for a couple of days. Need to get this thing turned around and fast.
As I said last week, 5 straight winning months heading into football season and to just shit the bed is disheartening but I will keep battling and fighting.
And it will turn. Always has and always will.
Now let's back home this college hoop winner tonight.

 

[vinnyvegas]

As I predicted...he's on an EPIC losing streak (Units)...keep fading boys cuz it isn't ending soon. Bowl games on top of daily bombs.

 

[finman13]

Fuck head is probably on Air force plus 7.5 and buy to infinity and ignore the juice.
Montana has been blasted multiple times and has 4 losses and air force has one loss. Good enough for Lang.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang had Air Force +7 1/2

Another 27.5 Dimes down the drain for the Langatang.

 

[finman13]

What was the play?

 

[finman13]

LMFAO Pimpy. We posted at same time. Predictably was on Air Force. Slammed up the ass yet again!

 

[sniperpicks]

Air Force stuck their missile up LANG ? chute , unreal losing run for this Jabrony, I can’t recall a nearly 4 months collapse like this

 

[Tuesday]

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Lang had Air Force +7 1/2

Another 27.5 Dimes down the drain for the Langatang.

Atta boy lang, keep your losing streak going long and strong?
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[finman13]

Probably on Steelers. Cousins not good in prime time.
Any other opinions on this game and who he takes?

 

[kimbelt]

he was on pittsburgh last sunday and they won for him