The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

I found this stat while reading some previews of the Clippers/Warriors matchup tonight:

When underdogs play their first game of the season against a team who has already played, they are 25-13-1 ATS.

Lang likes dogs and stupid trends so WTF, I'm gonna say he's on the road dog Clippers.

In the meantime, I'll be watching football and baseball because I give 2 fucks about this NBA game tonight. (<)<

 

[Tuesday]

I found this stat while reading some previews of the Clippers/Warriors matchup tonight:

When underdogs play their first game of the season against a team who has already played, they are 25-13-1 ATS.

Lang likes dogs and stupid trends so WTF, I'm gonna say he's on the road dog Clippers.

In the meantime, I'll be watching football and baseball because I give 2 fucks about this NBA game tonight. (<)<

Yeah, I'll be watching hockey, and hoping to read about link taking it through his backdoor again haha.

 

[Tuesday]

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I think he knows something...

 

[carlitosway]

I think he knows something...

Nah, I would share it if I knew something for sure T.

 

[Doggie123]

I think he knows something...

The muttly gif alone makes me laugh.
Yep. Baseball and football split screen for sure pimpy.

I'd be shocked if he isnt on the paper clips. If he buys a half point then pleaseose by 4

 

[Tuesday]

Nah, I would share it if I knew something for sure T.

My mistake haha:toast:

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG on Gold St coming to halftime, NBA

 

[Tuesday]

LANG on Gold St coming to halftime, NBA

Thank you for confirming Sniper, GOGOGO LAC<><>

 

[Doggie123]

LANG on Gold St coming to halftime, NBA

At what line?

 

[Doggie123]

Doesn't matter. Another loss.
cheersgif

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

When underdogs play their first game of the season against a team who has already played, they are 25-13-1 ATS.

Lang obviously didn't read this, and it cost him another 44 Dimes.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 537.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $5,375 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,370)

PAID PICKS: 143-140-4 / 50.5%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 5-14, -719 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (0W-3L) -138 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

45-43-1, +366.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 16-5
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 4-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 5-7
20 DIME: 7-4


MLB POST SEASON (2021)

0-3, -147 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-2


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

6-10, -337.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-2


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

6-9, -467 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-5
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-2
30 DIME: 2-0
25 DIME: 1-0


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

 

[Tuesday]

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

I found this stat while reading some previews of the Clippers/Warriors matchup tonight:

When underdogs play their first game of the season against a team who has already played, they are 25-13-1 ATS.

Lang obviously didn't read this, and it cost him another 44 Dimes.

MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU - HA! HA!ointer:


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[phorever]

I can’t believe this weirdo didn’t bet the NFL last night. Instead, a random early season NBA game? Talk about just throwing stuff at a wall and hoping it sticks

 

[kimbelt]

Wow were does he go tonight nhl ?

 

[Doggie123]

Wow were does he go tonight nhl ?

Women's college field hockey. Probably an ACC game.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's stay hot on Friday night.

Well, found yet another way to lose a game last night as the Warriors allow Paul George to pull up from 3 with 6 seconds to go sip 4.

Game. Set. Match. Win but no cover for the Warriors as my 40 dimer on Golden State goes down in flames.

That is all I am going to say about that.

On to the football card tonight as I look to build off my last two 30 dime winners/

It was a week ago Tuesday I handed you the 30 dime winner on UL Lafayette (+4 1/2) destroying Appalachian St in a 4 touchdown destruction 41-13.

Last Friday night I handed you the 30 dime winner on Syracuse (+13 1/2) going wire to wire in a home cover over Clemson 17-14.

I feel good about #3 in a row tonight.

Time to stay hot on Friday night.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is such a loser the only thing he has to promote himself with is how hot he is on Friday Night???

The past 2 Friday's only though.

What a Clown Capper!

 

[kimbelt]

when i saw someone yesterday posting to buy half point on la clippers thought he was on the clippers oh well