The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Doggie123]

Hahaha link is pissing himself scared shitless he knows his winning year about to go down drain only up 64 fake dimers for entire year so he only doing itty bitty 30 dimers to try make it to Saturday where he'll bet 100 no matter what ahahahaointer:

Hold on a second. You mean to tell me Lang only makes big bets on weekends? He doesn't do that for marketing purposes does he? He is such a good handicapper. He practices excellent money management. It's just a coincidence good plays are on the weekends. You shouldn't hammer poor Brandon.:coke:

 

[sniperpicks]

Thanks Lang. I didn’t fade Sunday but faded hard tonight Red Sox been good to me a lot. You mushed Cole and the whole city of NY. Every asshole in Bean Town owes you a beer

:toast:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I didn’t fade Sunday but faded hard tonight.

Me too.

I only fade when Lang loses. imp:

 

[Tuesday]

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Well well well, down to less than 30 game dimers left of profit of the year eh? Ahahahaointer:


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[Doggie123]

What to do tonight Lang because you have to have a play right?
The under or the runline on one of the teams? Go ahead and tell us.

 

[sniperpicks]

Pimpy. Anyone who fades Lang every day against his fake dimes is a loser , I faded hard Saturday on that retard play he had. Skip Sunday. I was deer hunting. Monday nite I already had a small play on Oakland. Tailed. Lost. Faded hard last nite.

I don’t let Lang determine my bets. Flat Auto fade is likely a loser, trying to fade v his dimes is a fools errand for last few years

 

[sniperpicks]

Apparently NO LANG today. He lost his coin for tossing

azzkick(&^

 

[Doggie123]

Apparently NO LANG today. He lost his coin for tossing

azzkick(&^

Once again I say he reads this thread. I make a comment about having to make a play and he wants to not make one to spite us. Lol

 

[Doggie123]

Once again I say he reads this thread. I make a comment about having to make a play and he wants to not make one to spite us. Lol

If this dickhead had a sack, he would put a 25 dimer on cards moneyline..never does it.

 

[sniperpicks]

He probably too busy delivery uber eats orders , no time to google an angle to hype

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy. Anyone who fades Lang every day against his fake dimes is a loser , I faded hard Saturday on that retard play he had. Skip Sunday. I was deer hunting. Monday nite I already had a small play on Oakland. Tailed. Lost. Faded hard last nite.

I don’t let Lang determine my bets. Flat Auto fade is likely a loser, trying to fade v his dimes is a fools errand for last few years

That's all nice and dandy but you missed the point that I was making fun of you for posting victories after the games are already over.

Now if you would of told me you weren't fading the Seahawks play before kickoff, or fading Lang's Yankee play HARD before the first pitch, I'd of been impressed.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is too much of a pussy to take the Cardinals +200

How about a total on the game Lang?

Clueless fuck!

Clown Capper!

 

[Tuesday]

Once again I say he reads this thread. I make a comment about having to make a play and he wants to not make one to spite us. Lol

Ahahaha link is simply just a chicken sht knows he gonna be going into a long losing year now with only less than 30 fake dimes profit left on the year!~))!

 

[Doggie123]

Ahahaha link is simply just a chicken sht knows he gonna be going into a long losing year now with only less than 30 fake dimes profit left on the year!~))!

Even if the Doyers beat the birds, I'd have a tiny tiny bit of respect if Lang made a small play on the birds.
I guess he is too busy delivering subs and getting boofed by his husband to do that.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 25.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $255 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,740)

PAID PICKS: 139-130-4 / 51.6%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 1-4, -156 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (0W-1L) -39 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

45-43-1, +366.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 16-5
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 4-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 5-7
20 DIME: 7-4


MLB POST SEASON (2021)

0-1, -39 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-7, -247.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-2


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-5, -146 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-3
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, after a nice day off on Wednesday, it's time to step up and deliver this Thursday night winner.

It was 2 weeks ago on Sunday I won a 100 dimer on the Rams over the Bucs.

It was just last Sunday I won a 100 dimer on the Seahawks over the Niners.

I am dialed in on both teams right now and to me, there is a clear cut way to play this game tonight.

Do I come back with Seattle or jump on the small road favorite Rams?

I don't think you can make a move on this game until you see who I have first.

It's winning time on Thursday night.

 

[sniperpicks]

Don’t have yet and Don’t need to be Einstein to know who he has , he rides a W into the ground

 

[Tuesday]

Don’t have yet and Don’t need to be Einstein to know who he has , he rides a W into the ground

Ahahaha GOGOGO RAMS, thank you Sniper<><>

 

[Tuesday]

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Hey langtard you shoulda bought 10 points now you got your losing year too ahahahaointer:


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