The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

Stop hiding inside lang anus proanal you jackass!!!

Lang's play just went off the board.

Looks like it's Braves/Rockies UNDER 11???

Hey proanalanger you jackass why you so quiet? Get your lang interested anus out here too confirm if it ATL UNDER or not:youmad:

 

[sniperpicks]

boring skipable game , tomorrow he will come big on college, might be fade worthy like his thursday turd

 

[Doggie123]

boring skipable game , tomorrow he will come big on college, might be fade worthy like his thursday turd

It's Saturday. Obviously, there is huge value on the board. A game he has been waiting for all his life. Shocking if not a 100 dimer or more. He will read this and be spiteful and go with a 99 dimer.

We are on to you pube head.

 

[Doggie123]

Is it UCLA link?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 375 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $3,750 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,755)

PAID PICKS: 125-113-4 / 52.5%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 1-2, -91 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (2W-2L) -41 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

38-38-1, +249.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 14-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 2-6
30 DIME: 8-11-1
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NCAA FOOTBAL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-1, +34 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, last Saturday I shocked the world with the 100 dime winner on Illinois (+7) outright over Nebraska by 8.

It was just 2 weeks ago on Saturday I handed you a 100 dime winner on the Titans (+1) by 31 over the Bucs.

There isn't a single ounce of doubt I make it 3 in a row today.

As for last night, my 30 dime play on Braves/Rockies Under 11 was never in doubt as the game easily stays under the total by 4 runs.

It's a long month, there will be plenty of winning and losing swings within this month so everyone just relax and let me do my thing as I look to make it 6 straight winning months.

Now let's hammer home this 3rd straight 100 dime winner tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If I had to take a guess today on Lang's 100 Dime play it would be a team he's backed before, that is ranked in the top 25 and is a decent sized dog today.

It would be (23)Louisiana-Lafayette +8 1/2 @ (21)Texas

They opened at +10 but now they are down to +8, +8 1/2, +9, +9 1/2 depending on book.

This team fits Lang's criteria so we shall see.

 

[Tuesday]

Hey proanalanger you jackass stop hiding the game you on, why aren't you bragging about your little mini 30 dimer you lang lover?
cockingasnook()

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well his play went off the board at around 25 after. That's a good sign.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang getting the horns hooked up his arse right now

azzkick(&^

 

[Tuesday]

Lang getting the horns hooked up his arse right now

azzkick(&^

Thank you Sniper, gogogo Texas dbanana0-9

 

[Tuesday]

Well his play went off the board at around 25 after. That's a good sign.

Excellent analysis Pimpy(<)<

 

[Tuesday]

Keep doing your losing streak thing proanus!!!

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

Well his play went off the board at around 25 after. That's a good sign.

Good sign indeed proanalanger hiding inside lang anus hiding during their big losing streak to start the month without a single ounce of doubt eh proanus? Ahaha ok we'll just relax and let you do your thing which is long losing steakscockingasnook()


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Excellent analysis Pimpy(<)<

Hell Yeah!

Down goes Lang!!! <><>

 

[Doggie123]

Lang hidden from the website.
How many points did you suggest buying?
You're probably too anally sore to type a response.

Your ass is grass this football season. Just stay away from Notre Dame vs FSU. Go with a 10 dime baseball game.

The pressure is on Link. More pressure than you have even felt from your husband's horse cock sliding between your squeezed buns sans lube.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 265 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $2,650 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$655)

PAID PICKS: 125-114-4 / 52.3%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 1-3, -201 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (2W-3L) -151 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

38-38-1, +249.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 14-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 2-6
30 DIME: 8-11-1
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-2, -76 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, as rock solid and spot on as I was with Illinois (+7) outright over Nebraska last Saturday, that was as wrong as I was about ULL Lafayette/Texas Saturday.

The Ragin' Cajuns played like shit, their coach coached like shit and Steve Sarkisian had Texas ready and looking sharp.

I will not one thing on the coaching stupidity platform: Louisiana scores with 5 minutes to go 3rd quarter to cut it to 20-12. Plenty of time in the game.

Why would you onside kick??????? You don't get it and give Texas field possession, it's game over!!!!!!!!! Well they didn't get it, Texas scored, 28-12. GAME OVER.

Penalties. Turnovers. Coaching stupidity. 3 things you can't handicap.

Time to move on.

I have now put myself a little behind the 8-ball here in September as I look to deliver a 6th straight winning month.

We have 27 long days left in this month. You want to judge me on 4 days, be my guest. It's your right but trust me, that would be a huge mistake.

You don't "ACCIDENTALLY" win 5 months in a row!!!!!

You don't "ACCIDENTALLY" do the following: A winning college basketball season, a winning NCAA tourney, a winning NBA season and a winning NBA playoffs.

A winning baseball season and a winning NFL preseason.

I say to you again: 27 more days in this month before the jury comes back with the decision on September being winning month #6 in a row.

Now let's hammer home this 50 dime winner today.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow, Brandon Langatang sounding a little upset in his write-up today. Could it be he feels the end is near and it's all going to slip away real soon?

So he comes with a little 30 dimer on a Sunday and it just so happens to involve the Mariners with his boy Flexen on the mound.

Don't take a genius to figure this one out.

And he wants people to buy his pick for 69 bucks? lol.