The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

You guys are so pathetic trying to figure out plays on a Friday night. Keeping fading,if pimple kept good records you would know how far your down fading. Here's to another 100 dimer up you ass this weekend.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Here's to another 100 dimer up you ass this weekend.

Does everything go up your ass, Pro Anal?

 

[Tuesday]

You guys are so pathetic trying to figure out plays on a Friday night. Keeping fading,if pimple kept good records you would know how far your down fading. Here's to another 100 dimer up you ass this weekend.

Fck you're pathetic pro anal always lusting after everyone ass, just worry about your own stangky ass that you keep your thumb in and your lover lang ass that you keep your tongue in:nono5:

 

[Doggie123]

You guys are so pathetic trying to figure out plays on a Friday night. Keeping fading,if pimple kept good records you would know how far your down fading. Here's to another 100 dimer up you ass this weekend.

I'll ask again pro anal..... how long do you want the records kept to show you are a loser?.
You ignore the question.

 

[Doggie123]

Isn't nice to have a "world class" sports handicapper speak to us?
Sadly, he won't answer direct questions.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Ahh, the old backdoor. Just how Pro ANALyser likes it.

And you just know dip shit Lang instructed his clients to buy it down from -4 to -3 1/2 so he could cost them even more money.

 

[Tuesday]

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

Ahh, the old backdoor. Just how Pro ANALyser likes it.

And you just know dip shit Lang instructed his clients to buy it down from -4 to -3 1/2 so he could cost them even more money.

HA! HA!ointer:


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Isn't nice to have a "world class" sports handicapper speak to us?
Sadly, he won't answer direct questions.

Pro Anal is not Lang.

I mean sure, Lang is a dumb ass but Pro Anal is borderline retarded. The guy can barely form a sentence.

Wait a minute, maybe it is Lang!

 

[Doggie123]

Okay pro anal. Explain why you didn't take the first half. It's apropos you said you lost on a "backdoor" cover.
Your ass is ripped apart tonight by your hideous husband with glued on fake balloon with a gorilla cock between his legs

 

[Doggie123]

You guys are so pathetic trying to figure out plays on a Friday night. Keeping fading,if pimple kept good records you would know how far your down fading. Here's to another 100 dimer up you ass this weekend.

"Keeping fading" LMFAO. "Your down" "up you ass"
What a scholar.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 346 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $3,460 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,465)

PAID PICKS: 122-110-3 / 52.5%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 14-12, +162.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (2W-2L) -45.5 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

36-36, +254.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 14-5
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-6
30 DIME: 7-10
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

That's what I get for not coming right back with a 1st half play on the Chiefs like I did last week against Arizona and instead take them for the game against Minny.

My ass still hurts this morning after the backdoor by the Vikings to cover.

That loss will put the finishing touches on a winning preseason this year finishing 5-3 but trust me, I wanted that win last night.

Now my attention turns to the sport we all love: College football and right out of the box, it's 100 dime winner #2 in a row.

It was just last Saturday I gave you the 100 dime winner on the Titans (+1) over the Bucs and they hammered the defending champs 34-3 in a wire to wire domination.

Today, it's off to the Big Ten for the matchup of Nebraska and Illinois.

Do I lay the wood with the Huskers, who made me some really good money last year or do I jump on the home dog Illini to get new coach Bret Bielema his first win.

Trust me, I have waited over 9 1/2 months to release this game and it's finally here.

Now let's go win for a 2nd straight 100 dime winner today.

 

[proanalyser]

Ok I'll throw you losers a bone. Sniper probably collected extra money for the fade club, it will be Neb +7,plus the buy to 7'. Ill finally has a good defense after getting rid of that stiff Lovie Smith,Neb will have a tough time scoring. Boy I got fked with KC,lucky fukers,had the right side,fkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Ok I'll throw you losers a bone, it will be Neb +7,plus the buy to 7'.

Why don't you do yourself a favor and go back to school because you are about as smart as a bag of rocks.

Nebraska is -7

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Loser!@#0

 

[Doggie123]

My guess was Illinois and buying the hook.
I believe lang likes Bielema.

And so he posts Nebraska plus 7.
azzkick(&^

 

[Doggie123]

Why aren't you shitting out videos anymore Brandon?

 

[Tuesday]

Ok I'll throw you losers a bone. Sniper probably collected extra money for the fade club, it will be Neb +7,plus the buy to 7'. Ill finally has a good defense after getting rid of that stiff Lovie Smith,Neb will have a tough time scoring. Boy I got fked with KC,lucky fukers,had the right side,fkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Boy you got fked is right proanal is right, even in your write up today you said your ass still hurts this morning from the backdoor:flies:

 

[Tuesday]

My guess was Illinois and buying the hook.
I believe lang likes Bielema.

And so he posts Nebraska plus 7.
azzkick(&^

Haha yeah, across street there 2 new posters that never posted there before claiming same thing as proanalanger - very suspicious...

 

[Tuesday]

Haha yeah, across street there 2 new posters that never posted there before claiming same thing as proanalanger - very suspicious...

Now that guy across street that claiming same as proanal claims he got info from this thread, looks like proanalanger got 2 co-conspirators helping him spread disinformation and fake news across street one of them just joined last week and only had 1 post hahahaha