The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[McCrazy]

He never ceases to amaze me with how bad he is. He should seriously write all his plays down on paper, then sell the opposite. He might make some money that way!

 

[Sportsrmylife]

I have a feeling of a brandon puppet video is coming in the next hour.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANGATANG FOOTBALL 2010-2011

31-39-3, -150.75 DIMES


GAME 01: USC -12.5 @ HAWAII (1ST HALF) LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 02: UCONN +3 @ MICHIGAN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 03: SMU +13 vs TEXAS TECH WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 04: VA TECH -1 vs BOISE STATE LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 05: MISS ST. +1 vs AUBURN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOUSTON OVER 75 WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 07: LSU -10 @ VANDY WINNER (+100 Dimes)
GAME 08: BROWNS +3 @ BUCCANEERS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHARGERS -4.5 @ CHIEFS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 10: NC STATE -2 vs CINCINNATI WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS OVER 51.5 LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 12: OREGON STATE -11 vs LOUISVILLE (1ST HALF) LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 13: PATRIOTS -2.5 (-130) @ JETS LOSER (-39 Dimes)
GAME 14: 49ERS +5 vs SAINTS WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 15: PITT +4 vs MIAMI (FL) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 16: NEVADA ML (-175) @ BYU WINNER (+150 Dimes)
GAME 17: BENGALS -3 @ PANTHERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 18: PACKERS -3 @ BEARS LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. OVER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 20: UTAH ST. +3 vs BYU (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 21: OSU -3.5 vs ASU LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 22: RAVENS +2.5 @ STEELERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 23: DOLPHINS +1 vs PATRIOTS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 24: MID TENN -3.5 vs TROY LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 25: UTAH ST. +1 @ LOUISIANA TECH LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 26: FALCONS -3 @ BROWNS WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS UNDER 19 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 28: UCF -6.5 @ MARSHALL WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS UNDER 25 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE UNDER 56 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 31: OREGON ST. +2 @ WASHINGTON WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 32: COLTS -3 @ REDSKINS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 33: JAGUARS +3 vs TITANS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON OVER 60.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 35: OKLA ML (-145) @ MIZZOU LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 36: VIKINGS +3.5 (-145) @ PACKERS LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 37: GIANTS +2.5 @ COWBOYS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 38: BOISE ST. -22 vs LATECH (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 39: NC STATE +4 vs FSU WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 40: WAKE +5.5 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 41: CHARGERS -3 vs TITANS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 42: COLTS -3.5 vs TEXANS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 43: ARK STATE +2 vs MID TENN WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 44: HOUSTON U +2 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 45: TULSA -17 vs RICE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 46: JETS -3 @ LIONS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: BENGALS +5.5 vs STEELERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 48: TOLEDO +11 @ NIU LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 49: BOWLING GREEN +2.5 vs MIAMI OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 50: FALCONS -1 vs RAVENS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO OVER 65 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL OVER 55 LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 53: RAMS +5.5 @ 49ERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS OVER 43.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 55: OHIO +10 @ TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 56: BGREN +10 @ TOLEDO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 57: BEARS +2 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST OVER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 59: USC -3 @ OREGON ST LOSER (-33 Dimes) (GOY)
GAME 60: COLTS +4 @ PATRIOTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS OVER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 62: MIAOH +8.5 vs TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS OVER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 64: NEVADA +14 vs BOISE ST. WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 65: NC STATE -2 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 66: 3 TEAM, 10-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 67: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER WINNER (+10 Dimes) *
GAME 68: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 69: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 70: RAVENS -3 vs STEELERS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 71: JETS +3.5 @ PATRIOTS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 72: COLTS -3 (-125) @ TITANS LOSER (-31.25 Dimes)
GAME 73: 3 TEAM, 10-POINT TEASER LOSER (-33 Dimes) *

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FADER NATION FOOTBALL 2010-2011

36-29-3, -37 DIMES


GAME 01: HAWAII +12.5 vs USC (1ST HALF) WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 02: MICHIGAN -3 vs UCONN WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 03: TEXAS TECH -13 vs SMU LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 04: BOISE STATE +1 @ VA TECH WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 05: AUBURN -1 @ MISS ST. WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOU UNDER 75 LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 07: VANDY +11 vs LSU LOSER (-110 Dimes)
GAME 08: BUCCANEERS -3 vs BROWNS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHIEFS +4.5 vs CHARGERS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 10: CINCINNATI +2 @ NC STATE LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS UNDER 53 WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 12: LOUISVILLE +11 @ OREGON STATE (1ST HALF) WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 13: JETS +3 vs PATRIOTS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 14: SAINTS -5 @ 49ERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 15: MIAMI (FL) -4 @ PITT WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 16: BYU ML (+170) vs NEVADA LOSER (-150 Dimes)
GAME 17: PANTHERS +3 vs BENGALS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 18: BEARS +3 vs PACKERS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. UNDER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 20: BYU -3 @ UTAH ST. (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 21: ASU +3.5 @ OSU WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 22: STEELERS -2.5 vs RAVENS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 23: PATRIOTS -1 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 24: TROY +3.5 @ MID TENN WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 25: LOUISIANA TECH -1 vs UTAH ST. WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 26: BROWNS +3 vs FALCONS LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS OVER 19 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 28: MARSHALL +6.5 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS OVER 25 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE OVER 56 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 31: WASHINGTON -1.5 vs OREGON ST. LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 32: REDSKINS +3.5 vs COLTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 33: TITANS -3 @ JAGUARS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON UNDER 60.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 35: MIZZOU ML (+140) vs OKLA WINNER (+56 Dimes)
GAME 36: PACKERS -3 (+100) vs VIKINGS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 37: COWBOYS -2.5 vs GIANTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 38: LATECH +22 @ BOISE ST. (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 39: FSU -4 @ NC STATE LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 40: MARYLAND -5.5 vs WAKE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 41: TITANS +3 @ CHARGERS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 42: TEXANS +3.5 @ COLTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 43: MID TENN -2 @ ARK STATE LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 44: UCF -2 @ HOUSTON U WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 45: RICE +17 @ TULSA LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 46: LIONS +3 vs JETS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: STEELERS -6 @ BENGALS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 48: NIU -11 vs TOLEDO WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 49: MIAMI OHIO -2.5 @ BOWLING GREEN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 50: RAVENS +1 @ FALCONS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO UNDER 67 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL UNDER 55 WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 53: 49ERS -5.5 vs RAMS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS UNDER 43.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 55: TEMPLE -11 vs OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 56: TOLEDO -10 vs BGREN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 57: DOLPHINS -2 vs BEARS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST UNDER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 59: OREGON ST +3 vs USC WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 60: PATRIOTS -4 vs COLTS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS UNDER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 62: TEMPLE -8.5 @ MIAOH LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS UNDER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 64: BOISE ST. -14 @ NEVADA LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 65: MARYLAND +2 vs NC STATE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 66: STEELERS +3 @ RAVENS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 67: PATRIOTS -3.5 vs JETS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 68: TITANS +3 vs COLTS WINNER (+25 Dimes)

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The above College and NFL Football plays are Lang's paid plays from Eddie Roman's website....
Courtesy of RidgeRider.


* Lang's teaser plays are not faded.

 

[McCrazy]

LANGATANG FOOTBALL 2010-2011

31-39-3, -150.75 DIMES

That is one ugly result. Imagine if he hadn't hit that 150 ML play with Nevada. He's be down another 405 units had that one lost (150 that he won, plus the 255 he would have paid with the juice for losing). Lang is simply the worst handicapper in the history of handicappers.

 

[Ezyryder]

Brandon Puppet Under the Overpass

Another Brandon Puppet Presentation
December 12th, 2010

It's been a rough football season for the Brandon Puppet. He went missing
soon after Detroit lost outright to Green Bay on Sunday blowing his three team 10 point teaser and his losing run went to 2-8.

We arrived at his home to find the eviction notice on the door. Alarmed
and worried for Brandon Puppets safety we immediately commenced a
search and located him sleeping

UNDER THE OVERPASS!

We were able to wake Brandon Puppet and bring you……….

ANOTHER BRANDON PUPPET PRESENTATION!

REMEMBER: If you like these videos show your support by doing the following

1. Share it with your friends
2. Back link it at sites and forums you visit
3. Subscribe to my You Tube Channel and share your comments

 

[RidgeRider]

Best video yet!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Best video yet!!!

I agree...for a second or two I forgot I was watching a puppet and thought it was the actual Lang.

 

[joe361]

Brandon Puppet will be giving BJs for $5 by this time next week.

 

[FempNation]

Awesome Video! It's great that Langtard spent all that time and money on his big new website and it's out of business before the seasons over. I wonder how many business partners he has screwed over in his life. What a loser. It has really gotten bad when you can't even use your own fake name to swindle people. ##)

 

[Fadelmeister]

Brilliant video, bro... hanging outside Best Buy - comedy!

 

[joe361]

Do we know who is carrier is with? I'll gladly spam that fucker!

He's on Verizon. I started with the biggest carrier and got lucky.

ME: Nice 3 team teaser. LOL

7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]Is that the best you got joe? Seriously, is that all u got? Jokes on you pal[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]My life rolls on just fine. Lol


Both emails went to the Junk email forder of course.
[/FONT]

 

[Ezyryder]

hey Joe. Does he like the Brandon Puppet? Lol!

He's on Verizon. I started with the biggest carrier and got lucky.

ME: Nice 3 team teaser. LOL

7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]Is that the best you got joe? Seriously, is that all u got? Jokes on you pal[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]My life rolls on just fine. Lol


Both emails went to the Junk email forder of course.
[/FONT]

 

[SayHeyKid]

Best video so far!!!! Man that was hilarious! Like pimpy said, I actually thought it was Brandon for a couple seconds, very good impression!


Brandon, your life goes on just fine, but come on man, how are you such a bad handicapper? It truly is unreal. God must hate you man, there is one thing for certain in this world. If there is a hell - you are going to be the first one going there. Literally spending your life scamming people for a living.....

Keep 'em coming Langer! imp:

 

[joe361]

More texts:

ME: Have you seen the Brandon Puppet? http://tinyurl.com/2bkyjmg

7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]Don't beed to see it.....above such childs play. Later dude[/FONT]

 

[FempNation]

He's on Verizon. I started with the biggest carrier and got lucky.

ME: Nice 3 team teaser. LOL

7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]Is that the best you got joe? Seriously, is that all u got? Jokes on you pal[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]My life rolls on just fine. Lol


Both emails went to the Junk email forder of course.
[/FONT]

The guy really doesn't have a soul. Just doesn't give a fuck that he ruins peoples lives. All his bad Karma is slowly kicking his ass.

 

[joe361]

I asked Lang if he had a pick for Monday's game and he hasn't replied.

 

[RidgeRider]

Ask Langer how does it feel that 98% of people are buying his product just to fade? Ask him how it feels that when he goes off the air three hosts this month said that his stories weren't even believable?

 

[NyMets609]

its hysterical/pathetic that he actually responds to these texts...jeezus

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

More texts:

ME: Have you seen the Brandon Puppet? http://tinyurl.com/2bkyjmg

7022867365@VTEXT.COM: [FONT=&quot]Don't beed to see it.....above such childs play. Later dude[/FONT]

Oh he's seen the puppet. Lang probably spends 90% of his free time in this thread reading what people are saying about him.


His wife is probably yelling at him...


WIFE: Brando, you take me shopping, DI DI MAU!

LANG: I can't babe, I'm reading the FADE LANG thread over at the Rx forum.

WIFE: You Mutha Fucka! No cock for you tonight!

 

[joe361]

DI DI MAU, that's classic.