The Meat Vendors Week 16 Discharge (83-51-2 ATS YTD +102 Units) Total of the Year goes today

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

I'd like to take this time to wish everyone and their respective fuck buddies a very Merry Christmas. May you all enjoy this day and season with family, friends, extra cash, alcohol, and some drained nuts.

RECAP: Last week I was 9-6-1 ATS +.1 unit. Yes, it's true, I won, but could've made more if I had a paper route delivering to a dozen homes. Still, a profit is a profit. What pissed me off last week was dropping my second straight leg spreader play. On top of that, I really wanted to slam the Bengals last week on the basis of line movement, hype over Manziel, a loss week prior to the Steelers, and a drubbing at home in the seasons first meeting. Instead, last weeks writing was at that number I just can't seem to pull the trigger on for a small home chalk, in fact, the only number.

In other related news, I'm off for a few days to Cali to reconnect with my former co-workers, in particular, Candy and Eureka. The next time any of you see a teeter-totter, think of me, and them will you? So next week, I'll be posting from out west, where I do intend to leave a scar out there. There is only one way to do things in my book, and that way always involves multiple tomahawk wounds.

OK, total of the year. I'm 15-1 ATS at this all time. Last year on December 1, this selection was on Jacksonville and Cleveland over 39. Jaguars pulled out the win in Cleveland 32-28 with a posted total of 39. Not even fucking close for 2 shitty teams a season ago. Also, this play (if victorious) will complete my trifecta for the year having already won on my game of the year (Cincinnati over Baltimore), and my underdog game of the year (Cleveland winning outright in Atlanta as a 3 point dog). My final 10 unit play of the regular season...

10 units Indianapolis/Dallas under 54 (Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
8 units Cleveland Browns +6
7 units Miami Dolphins -4
6 units Kansas City/Pittsburgh under 49.5
4 units Oakland Raiders +7
4 units Indianapolis Colts +3
4 units Buffalo/Oakland under 41
3 units Minnesota/Miami over 42.5
3 units New England/NY Jets under 47
3 units NY Giants +6.5
3 units NY Jets +9.5
2 units Pittsburgh Steelers -2

As always my fellow egg nog happy juice squirters, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel

 

[sdf]

good luck

 

[Typhoon]

Eddie.....
Rip em
and pound the taco

 

[Steiner69eR]

Let's spread those legs and cheeks! Get 'em Eddie!

 

[cutacrossshorty]

...to reconnect with my former co-workers, in particular, Candy and Eureka.

Are those stripper names?

 

[sjcolumbus]

Really nervous about this under in this colts game...Mr leg spreader....

 

[Steiner69eR]

^Grind or go home.

 

[Steiner69eR]

BANGBANG!

Watching that ending probably took more years off my life than raw dogging one of the working girls at the Super 8 off-strip.

As always, thanks, Rebel. It wasn't pretty, but they don't have to be if you can get them to spread those legs. Well done, sir!

 

[sdf]

well that was a fortunate drop at the end

 

[educatedrebel1]

Cut Across Shorty,

Those were a couple of girls I worked with out in Cali a few years ago in the skin biz. Also, they're both amazing people and remain very good friends of mine today, along with many others out that way. Also, they're active readers of this forum as they make the occasional trips to Vegas to play.

Like other social circles in life, people become friends either from school, neighbors, work, military, etc. It's how we further ourselves through the journey and convene at points in the future.

Now...I really need to take my ass back out there and live it up. Life is too fucking short not to try and enjoy it. By the way, everytime I travel, I take my dick with me, you just never know...

Hope you cashed today, and again, Merry Christmas!

Eddie Rebel

 

[Lmoney]

Hey Eddie, thoughts on sea-9.5, 38 thx

 

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

This play wasn't exactly the way I drew it up. The Meat Vendor database had this calculated at 45 points. More than a touchdown less than where the posted total was. The deciding factor was nearly 70% of the public playing the over, but the fucking line was going down faster than Kim Kardashian diving into a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts to further the growth of her already fat ass. This is reminiscent of the Packers at the Bills last week.

9-3 today +25.5 units, surpassing the goal of 100 units of profit. Let's continue this shit into the playoffs.

I don't usually make it a point to post on Monday's, Thursday's, etc., but may have to unfold "Boss Hog" and uncork a money shot tomorrow night.

Thanks for the reads today, I hope all you cats cashed, and once again, Merry Christmas,

Eddie Rebel

 

[educatedrebel1]

Steiner69er,

Always great to hear from you my dog-faced Gremlin! As you know, take some winnings, become the sausage, and make yourself into a "love sandwich" with 2 insane bitches out there who would rather fuck than breathe. It's dudes like us, as trained professionals that drink gator-aid til game time for the bullshit electrolytes, switch to Bud Light afterwards, win our shit, then contribute physically for the female population. In a taste testing contest, we're still undecided if bald kitty is the best or not. Let's keep it crispy until we find them answers out!

Merry Christmas!

Eddie Rebel

 

[mouse]

Followed your Dallas under big (for me), and it was scary at the end, but it cashed...many thanks!!!!

 

[educatedrebel1]

Lmoney,

This one tonight is tough. My thoughts out the gate are, the number is too high for a home team. Also, it's way too high for a home team on prime time. I don't see the Cardinals putting up that many points, but can see their defense stepping up to contain Wilson. For me, the question here is Lindley for the Cardinals. Had it not been for Drew Bledsoe injuring his clitoral muscle, Tom Brady may not have ever had the career he has today. Or at least it would've started later, which once again wouldn't mirror his current numbers as of today.

The total at 36.5 is the lowest this week on the board, even lower than the Titans/Jaguars on Thursday. So, 2 of the shittiest teams out there had a total higher than a matchup of the defending super bowl champs and a team that's won 11 games this year...what the fuck is that?

No selections for me tonight on this one, but I'd lean towards an under tonight if you played anything at all.

Best of luck, and keep it crispy,

Merry Christmas,

Eddie Rebel

 

[beerformyhorses]

cards win it in a shocker. Lindley will get it done

 

[educatedrebel1]

Mouse,

Lived in Oxford for a couple years in college. I love Mississippi! I had a hard time going to the Biloxi casino's and not falling in love with a few of those servers though!

Again, the score shouldn't have been that close, but if you played locally on this total, he should be thanking you as most of my "connections" had an overwhelming amount coming in on the over.

Glad you cashed, and keep it crispy,

Merry Christmas,

Eddie Rebel

 

[educatedrebel1]

Beerformyhorses,

I don't read a lot of threads on here, but I do read yours. You have a knack for picking live dogs that keep the shit crispy and win outright. Great job! You should come on the cruise ship with me at a future date(s), pound a shot of tequila with me, close your eyes, and point towards the average looking, easiest chicks out there that know how to handle a flesh-toned stove pipe for me. You are the modern era Jimmy The Greek.

Also, I dig Toby. Here's a cat that didn't take any shit when the chips were down. He carved a path and did the shit all his way living by his own rules, and hasn't changed at all. Too bad he's married, or else he could come too with us.

Merry Christmas, and keep that shit crispy,

Eddie Rebel

 

[Lmoney]

Thanks for taking the time to respond Eddie. I appreciate it! Merry Christmas...hope all is well

 

[BigHurt007]

Quality thread
Nice picks today sir fuxalot