The Meat Vendors Week 13 Discharge (58-37-1 ATS +83.3 Units YTD)

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

Before I get started, I'd like to send an ode to my boys, Hugh Freeze and Bo Wallace for reclaiming the Egg last night in Oxford. Thanks for making my Saturday night (before I went out) a great one.

OK, so the other day I was reading in one of my magazines, I can't remember which fucking one it was at the moment, that Kim Kardashian, the most overrated, unskilled, reality "thing" is looking forward to the day that she can pose (once again) in the greatest magazine of all time...Playboy. What remains unclear to me is if Kim has seen her ass lately, the latest People Magazine pics of her showcase her, what appears to be an ass that looks as if it's about ready to give birth, eating away at her tiny bikini bottoms. I mean, haven't we all seen enough of these pics already?

Please Kim, stick to the one-piece swim wear, and keep that rotund thing you call an ass behind close doors, I nearly couldn't eat my Twinkies at lunch looking at your photos.

So once again, how does Kim, and her meatloaf ass correspond to today's shit? I'll illustrate.

U-G-L-Y....and I'm not talking about Honey Boo-Boo and her family other, much worse.

What we want to do today is play AGAINST road chalks in their 3rd straight road game. Sounds simple right? Let me take you back a couple weeks ago.

November 2 Denver -3 @ New England (Patriots win 43-21)
November 9 Denver -13 @ Oakland (Broncos win 41-17)
November 16 Denver -8 @ St. Louis (Rams win 22-7)

November 16 Cincinnati +8.5 @ New Orleans (Bengals win 27-10)
November 23 Cincinnati +3 @ Houston (Bengals win 22-13)
TODAY Cincinnati @ Tampa Bay

The question is, how big are your testicles to play a home team that hasn't won a game in Tampa all year?

RECAP...Had a good run these past 2 weeks. Last week went 5-1 ATS. Loss came at the hands of a backdoor fuck by the Rams against the Bolts. This past Thursday, I sucked cock a bit when my systematic leg spreader play got it's dick knocked in the dirt. My apologies guys, hopefully we rebound today.

Be careful today in whatever you play, the shit doesn't appear to be that easy out there. The odds makers have stomached up a large helping of viagra today to fuck all of us, the players.

9 units Tampa Bay Buccaneers +6 (Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
5 units Cleveland Browns +3
4 units Denver Broncos +1
4 units Denver/Kansas City over 48.5
4 units New Orleans Saints +3
3 units Jacksonville Jaguars +3
3 units Indianapolis Colts -7.5
3 units Washington/Indianapolis over 48.5
3 units Green Bay Packers -2.5
2 units San Diego Chargers +6.5
2 units Arizona Cardinals -2.5
2 units Minnesota Vikings -2.5
1 unit St. Louis Rams -6

As always, my fellow ovary smotherers, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel

 

[Steiner69eR]

Had a good feeling you'd be on the Bucs today as the Leg Spreader...was almost certain, actually.

Here's what I wrote in A&F's thread. I believe the Bucs are a fine play this afternoon:

"longtime Bucs fan here, but as a good fan/capper does, I bet w/my head, not my heart, and generally have a good objective read on Bucs games, a la Harrington w/ his Bills. That being said, I do in fact like the Bucs today at the New Sombrero vs. Cincy. Lovie searching for his first home win, team should be fired up. More importantly however, on my end, this is more of an anti-Cincy play than it is one on Tampa. Think it's a tough spot for the Bengals playing 3rd straight on the road, and every year they seem to drop a few stinkers; today could be one of those for the cats. I like TB on the ML. "

Glad that Bo pulled it off last night...bedlam in The Grove!

Best,
Steiner

 

[educatedrebel1]

Steiner69er,

Thanks Bro...The Egg came home last night! It wasn't pretty today, but we'll take this win on the leg spreader of the day. Overall, an 8-1 afternoon with 3 pups winning outright. The Browns laid an egg in Ralph Wilson Stadium, but we're not greedy as a profitable afternoon leads to padding our cash flow.

It's never getting old for me to keep saying this, but through the dirt, the shit, the smoke, and the vulva juice everywhere, I always see your pockets getting fatter at the finish line.

Congrats! And thanks again!

Eddie Rebel

 

[Steiner69eR]

Thanks, Eddie. Beauty.

 

[flattopper]

A great read of your writings gentlemen. Thank you both very much.

 

[educatedrebel1]

Flattopper,

Thanks for the read and the post Bro. You know all we try to do is keep it crispy in here and help each other out when the shit gets thick with deception brought on by the odds makers. Hope you cashed today and are having a cold one watching from Arrowhead.

Eddie Rebel

 

[Addicted2quack]

Shit you nailed it today. I'm interested to see your Monday night pick. I like the insight you bring to the forum, top shelf shit man. Bol and keep on keeping on