The Meat Vendors Week 12 Discharge Thursday Shit (41-39-4 ATS -8.9 Units YTD) My Game of the Year Today

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

Happy fucking Thanksgiving Day to all you cats out there that continually kick ass, take names, and enjoy that attributes of life that give us reason to wake up every day and rock it.

My units this season suck dick about as well as Linda Lovelace once did in her prime, and more so in our fantasies. Keep in mind, the Meat Vendors definitive definition of a superb hummer is when you have to pull the bed sheets out of your asses from clenching so hard in a valiant effort of trying to hang on. OK, if you haven't experienced it yet, you're with the wrong kind of chicks.

A return to Cali for me to hang with Candy, Eureka, and I think her name was Svetlana. All I know is she was "From Russia with Love" last year. I can remember the faces, just not the names, but "my love" was left running down her back. I'm sure you fuckers get the picture. Going to attend one of Motley Crues final shows and celebrate New Years hopefully not on the San Andreas Line.

OK, enough bullshit here....

My Game of the Year. How the fuck can you have a 10-0 team not favored against a team with a losing record that will not make the playoffs. Our buddies in Vegas fucked up bad on this one, as the Panthers according to The Meat Vendor database should be between a 4-6 point chalk on the road in this one. So, to the odds makers out there, and as Toby Keith would say it, "Kiss my ass."

10 units Dallas Cowboys Pick (Game of the Year, Leg Spreader of the Week)
9 units Philadelphia Eagles +3
5 units Chicago/Green Bay over 44.5
4 units Carolina/Dallas over 44.5
3 units Green Bay Packers -7.5

Enjoy my brothers...

As always my fellow worm burpers, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel

 

[truguru]

cowboys are always tough to make a play on , but i think you are right on

 

[educatedrebel1]

Tru Guru,

Always great to hear from you! Hopefully you will be drinking heavily today before, during, and after you conquer the turkey.

The interesting thing is, I also have a system of a "play against" here with the Panthers as they pasted the Foreskins on Sunday. Some are familiar with my 28 point rule, thus making them easy targets this week by the betting pubes (public) as a "play on." This is a classic move by our good douche bag buddies in Nevada making perfect sense for a shitload of coin flowing in on Carolina. However, I do believe the smart money for this tilt oughta be on the Pokes.

As always my friend,

Keep it crispy and cash today!

Eddie Rebel

 

[metro]

eddie lets bone em upside today.

 

[educatedrebel1]

Metro,

That's a big mutherfucking hell yea on this shit dude! After the third date, my memoirs clearly states in boldface, "Death to the Spitters of the World." There's nothing more romantic than we men, marinating some voice boxes for the holiday season. And oh yea, winning some dough while sitting on our asses today having some Bud Light.

Keep it crispy,

Eddie Rebel

 

[Dexter03]

gl bud.. ill tail. lets get it.

 

[educatedrebel1]

Dexter03,

Glad to see you again dude! Great match-up in The Swamp Saturday. Which ever side you lean (I'm a Rebel guy, therefore the Gators have always fucked us over the long haul, I tilt towards State in this one), best of luck. I remember back in the day when I was a teen, and I met a Floridian down there when I was on vacation (can't remember her name as well, see above), but she was a smoke bomb that could make any dudes' toes curl the right way. I miss Florida, I'll be there in February visiting a friend from college and getting on a ship from Carnival (can't remember the name of that one as well).

I got way of the subject here. Pokes get this one done later. What the fuck happened to the Eagles today? Here I am making my steaks on the grill, cutting this blue pill in half that begins with a "V," and actually washing bed sheets for tonight's victim. I just glanced at the score of the first game and thought, man, Chip Kelly might be wishing he never left Oregon, and/or kept Nick Foles.

Big game for Jason Garrett in this one, he can prove to Jerry Jones that he's still deserving to be around after this year in lieu of the shitty season they've had. Today is the Cowboy's super bowl, too bad for them none of them fuckers will get a ring when the dust settles today.

Keep it crispy,

Eddie Rebel

 

[Biz]

I don't really care what your plays are......

..... Your opening comments are always a must read. I've pulled them out of my ass before, dated this one chick that ....... You know.

Best of luck today