The Meat Vendors Week 11 Discharge (43-31-1 YTD +47.9 Units)

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THE MEAT VENDOR
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Dudes,

As a Historian, I've often admired correlations from the past which subsequently resurface to present day regardless of their dissents. I loathed these implications at Mississippi University with their English Lit. program, it just amazes me how I went from that to what I've become. I'll always state..."Life is understood backwards, yet lived forewords."

OK, so what the fuck does this mean in the world of the NFL? It's simple, and I'll illustrate here.

Last month on October 12, Detroit went to Minnesota where the Vikings went off as a (-1) chalk, only losing to the Lions 17-3.

The following week on October 19, Minnesota went to Buffalo and were a hefty (+6.5) road mutt. I labeled this at the time as my leg spreader play of the week. The Vikings snaked the cash in this one falling to the Bills 17-16 on a last second play, but covered the spread the whole game, a relatively easy win here for The Meat Vendor database.

OK, so let's try this again...what the fuck does this mean for today? And again, I'll illustrate.

On November 6 (Thursday Night), Cincinnati was a home chalk (-6) over Cleveland, falling to the Browns 24-3. Today we find the Bengals in the identical roll of the Vikings last month here as they're installed as road rovers off to New Orleans.

Let me emphasize a couple things, my capping has systematical, situational, and match-up prowlness all formulated into a pile of shit that gets stuffed into a blender the next day after a binge hangover. What filters out thus far as been nearly 5K this season in marginal profits.

So, in the simplest of terms, if the chick you're banging doesn't do the bikini wax thing downstairs, DO NOT buy her a can of shaving cream and razors for Christmas. (That is of course if you prefer that sort of thing)

9 units Cincinnati Bengals +7 (Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
7 units Oakland/San Diego under 45.5
5 units Chicago Bears -2
5 units Philadelphia/Green Bay under 54
4 units Seattle Seahawks +1
4 units Carolina Panthers +3
3 units Arizona Cardinals Pick
3 units Cleveland Browns -3.5
3 units Tampa Bay Buccaneers +6.5
3 units New England Patriots +3
2 units St. Louis Rams +9

As always my fellow womb stretchers, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel
 

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Great great record and units won my ol Missisloppy neighbor :)
if you have kept a record and don't mind me asking, what is the leg spreader of the day record ?
I had a huge day Sat and already gave some plays today BUT I'm looking to invest more lol
 

THE MEAT VENDOR
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Doogieboy,

It was nice to see "that" other team taste defeat for the first time this season in Tuscaloosa, the Egg Bowl remains. I had a great day yesterday myself with Hawaii, Missouri, Virginia Tech, Georgia, and Minnesota keeping it crispy for me.

FYI...I don't live in Mississippi, its only where I attended college and porked 2 different Michelle's in the same week. I ended up in Cali shortly thereafter in the adult skin biz.

My Leg Spreader Plays are something new I started a few weeks back, not from the beginning of the season, therefore I didn't track their records. Next year, I intend to do so.

Hope you cashed today after the checkered flag was thrown. Remember, if you don't splurge some of your winnings on strip joints, whores, beer, and more whores, you've simply wasted some of it.

The beer is tasting good today,

Eddie Rebel
 

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Steiner69er and Wilbur,

Steiner69er...our paths crossed last where we were both forced to take off work on Monday. Our bankrolls were both supplemented on Sunday winnings, and you had a mouthful of thongs left behind from your "chicks who identify winners" that lack control of their vulva's when dudes like us step into any public place. I can't repeat all the details that night, but our "storage tanks" were both drained...it was unreal.

Wilbur...Thanks Bro, when the gauntlet gets thrown, it's always serendipity to fuck the odds makers in the ass when they put their traps out there.

Allow me to share something with you guys...

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

I'll translate what the fuck Shakespeare was trying to say....

Life is too short, have meaningless affairs with countless chicks, drink beer and enjoy life. By the way...win as much coin as you can in football.

Let's just all be fat rats groveling in the realms of the Saints backers today, glad you guys hit it when the starters pistol went off.

Eddie Rebel
 

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