Dudes,
I noticed the Pale Sox having a slinger on the anthill tonight named-D. Axelrod. Naturally, I had to investigate, could it possibly be that this poor fuckers first name is Dick? To my disdain, Dylan appeared on his passport. Going in another direction, I pondered the thought of yesterday's Seattle Seaman hurler in Progressive Field named Furbush, and what the Gay and Lesbian community would have to offer should The Axelrod square off against The Furbush at a future date. I'm certain meaty ballpark franks and tacos would be sold at every concession stand.
Ok, moving forward, Chicago Chicago Chicago. This other cursed team hasn't won dick long before the days since the invention of the pocket pussy. Thank God iPhones have been the latest electronically vibrating gadget all men should carry on them able to fit in their pockets nowadays.
The Cubs put to the mound tonight Randy Wells. Minus the Schott-less Reds, this fucker has been nearly perfect for the last 2 months with one exception, them suds makers from up north in Milwaukee. The interesting here too is The Wells WHIP at a glossy 1.75 against the beers.
Shifting to the other side of the sack, The Brews have Shaun Marcum on the slab who thus far has had a very good year, but hasn't been the better starter as of late than Randy Wells.
Let's examine Wrigley Field, the fossil of all ballparks and the host of more escapades under the natural lights than the Silicone Valley porn shoots. A distinct home field advantage.
The Cubs suck dick here, the Brewski's are motivated for the playoffs, 2 clubs moving in opposite directions. Where will the Prince end up next year? It's win time and it's win now for Milwaukee.
8* Teste Tonic on Milwaukee Brewers in a situational matchup.
As always my fellow dispersers of man chowder, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
I noticed the Pale Sox having a slinger on the anthill tonight named-D. Axelrod. Naturally, I had to investigate, could it possibly be that this poor fuckers first name is Dick? To my disdain, Dylan appeared on his passport. Going in another direction, I pondered the thought of yesterday's Seattle Seaman hurler in Progressive Field named Furbush, and what the Gay and Lesbian community would have to offer should The Axelrod square off against The Furbush at a future date. I'm certain meaty ballpark franks and tacos would be sold at every concession stand.
Ok, moving forward, Chicago Chicago Chicago. This other cursed team hasn't won dick long before the days since the invention of the pocket pussy. Thank God iPhones have been the latest electronically vibrating gadget all men should carry on them able to fit in their pockets nowadays.
The Cubs put to the mound tonight Randy Wells. Minus the Schott-less Reds, this fucker has been nearly perfect for the last 2 months with one exception, them suds makers from up north in Milwaukee. The interesting here too is The Wells WHIP at a glossy 1.75 against the beers.
Shifting to the other side of the sack, The Brews have Shaun Marcum on the slab who thus far has had a very good year, but hasn't been the better starter as of late than Randy Wells.
Let's examine Wrigley Field, the fossil of all ballparks and the host of more escapades under the natural lights than the Silicone Valley porn shoots. A distinct home field advantage.
The Cubs suck dick here, the Brewski's are motivated for the playoffs, 2 clubs moving in opposite directions. Where will the Prince end up next year? It's win time and it's win now for Milwaukee.
8* Teste Tonic on Milwaukee Brewers in a situational matchup.
As always my fellow dispersers of man chowder, best of luck,
Eddie Rebel
