A liberal was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the liberal
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the liberal, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the liberal. 'How about nuclear power?' And he
smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The liberal, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the liberal, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the liberal. 'How about nuclear power?' And he
smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The liberal, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
