Sr Muny. Do I look like Mr. Bean? this is Mr.Bean.
He no have handsome moustache.Thank you for the compliment Lander. Here is on excerpt from my last etiquette lesson.
Borat - How do I say? I don't want to go... What if I need to do a toilet?
Lady Chelsea - You just say, "You'll have to excuse me for a while".
Borat - For a while?
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(the scene again advances to the dinner table)
Borat - Please excuse me. I'll go for a minute. Please excuse me.
Charlotte - Certainly
(scene jumps to Borat returning - he has obviously taken a little bit longer than expected)
Bodrick - Here he comes.
Lady Chelsea - OK
Charlotte - Would you like some more potato and peas because you haven't had any meat. Would you like some?
Bodrick - Or would you like to have a lovely dessert?
Charlotte - A sweet?
Borat - Yes a dessert. Thank you. I had a good shit.
Bodrick - You know what the Chinese say when they've had a good meal? They do a horrendous amount of gurking and burping.
Borat - What is gurking?
Bodrick - Well, you go...
Borat - BURP
[This message was edited by Borat Sagdiyev on December 11, 2003 at 10:03 AM.]