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This thread is getting off track.

Everyone back to mocking religion NOW!!
 

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so, we all get mad at God occasionally, doesn't change a thing

Nope, not all of us

I never "get mad" at God

She and I are now and always have been on most excellent terms. I wouldn't have it any other way

It is from Her that I am encouraged to maintain a healthy mocking of how most organized Religions work to distort and to unduly exploit Her very simple messages for mankind.
 

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On the way to Vegas from Reno, down the 95 there's this really small town, when you get about 5 mile out of this town there's billboard that says "Accept Jesus Christ as You Lord and Savior" then five miles later as you reach the town there's another huge billboard that reads "cause if you don't... you're going to HELL"
 

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On the way to Vegas from Reno, down the 95 there's this really small town, when you get about 5 mile out of this town there's billboard that says "Accept Jesus Christ as You Lord and Savior" then five miles later as you reach the town there's another huge billboard that reads "cause if you don't... you're going to HELL"

:lol: They stole that idea from Burma-Shave.
 

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religion_is_like_a_penis-600x337.jpg
 

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This painting would look awesome on black velvet. I would hang it in my den.

santa-and-baby-jesus.jpg
 

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Caption: Baby Jesus, you've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away and know when to run.
 

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I want to know what Santa's right hand is doing in that picture....
 

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One of the better lines from the video clip embedded below - a six minute comedy set that was originally censored in 1993 by the Letterman show, but then broadcast in 2009 with suitable apologies to the mother of the late Bill Hicks

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper-rifle pendant. “Hey Jackie, just thinking of John. We loved him.”

 

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cracker you are such a hypocrite. You make foolish remarks left right and center and embarrass yourself yet you talk about debating skills. Go get a life and a clue.
 

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Interesting.

Well, that confirms it. Santa Claus is Catholic.

What makes me laugh most is morons like you and zit that fancy themselves intellectuals or even people with half a brain and try to mock others about the intelligence. It's about as pathetic as those clowns that think delude themselves into thinking they are sharps when they are very square.
 

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What makes me laugh most is morons like you and zit that fancy themselves intellectuals or even people with half a brain and try to mock others about the intelligence. It's about as pathetic as those clowns that think delude themselves into thinking they are sharps when they are very square.

I am sorry you have no friends. Now, go fuck yourself.
 

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I am sorry you have no friends. Now, go fuck yourself.


It's true I have no friends on this forum....because I have lots of friends in real life. I don't need to kiss butt or make friends online with losers like you or make friends online like some reject. Moron...
 

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