Less than half of the federal workforce has responded to DOGE's 'what did you do' productivity email
That’s all folks! 1 million should be fired! I’m going into work today and will not do what I’m asked to do by management and will be fired! What right does the Federal workforce have that the non government employee don’t have? Discrimination
come on DJT let them overload the unemployment office with complaints and sue for wrongful termination
Musk said….. His email was not a personnel review “but a pulse review” and that anyone who was not dead could answer it.
There are fictional individuals collecting paychecks,” Musk said of the government, though he did not offer specific evidence that people are fraudulently getting paychecks. “Are they alive, and can they write an email?”
There are fictional individuals collecting paychecks,” Musk said of the government, though he did not offer specific evidence that people are fraudulently getting paychecks. “Are they alive, and can they write an email?”
Now the States are getting involved! Are there enough prisons? Maybe best putting them all on Epstein and Gilligan's island.... if more room needed can use Satan's Island
Audit finds many were improperly enrolled in state health care program for noncitizens, while costs were vastly underestimated
Government employees are fighting back against DOGE!
Federal employee unions are suing the Trump Administration over Elon's email to employees asking what they accomplished last week.
Now, to add to the lawsuit, they have made a list of demands. The Babylon Bee has acquired the complete list.
Here are the demands:
Federal employee unions are suing the Trump Administration over Elon's email to employees asking what they accomplished last week.
Now, to add to the lawsuit, they have made a list of demands. The Babylon Bee has acquired the complete list.
Here are the demands:
- Employees will no longer be required to show up on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, or weekends:Showing up is an unreasonable expectation for a government employee.
- Paid leave for the emotional trauma of being asked to work: The trauma is very real.
- Paid travel expenses for trips from living room to home office: Sometimes you need a snack on the way. Who's going to pay for that?
- Thinking about work counts: Obviously.
- No one can lose their job for any reason, even if they die: This is just basic human decency.
- Documentary cameras follow everyone around so employees can make that face at the camera like Jim from the Office: We've always wanted to do that.
- Personal locksmith to follow each employee around: You know, just in case.
- Break room must contain a Mr. Coffee AND a Mrs. Coffee: Gender equality is a non-negotiable.
- Tell us we are pretty:Please, just once.
- Trump must be tarred and feathered, then resign: It's a simple ask.
