(the black exterminator)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I AM IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOMORROW IF THIS BLACK GUY I TALKED TO TODAY IS ANYTHING LIKE HE SOUNDS ON THE PHONE I COULD TELL HE WAS BLACK BY THE WAY HE WAS TALKING.I HAVE A TENANT WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING MICE HE IS A SECTION 8 TENANT SO THE INSPECTOR IS MAKING ME HIRE AN EXTERMINATOR.I WENT THROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES AND THIS GUY WAS CLOSE TO THE AREA SO I STARTED ASKING HIM A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I HIRED HIM.

HIS NAME IS (RON) HE CHARGES 50 DOLLARS A FLOOR I HAVE 3 FLOORS HE SAID HE MAKES AN EVALUATION AND BAITS EACH APARTMENT AND BASEMENT.BOYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THE F-CKING NUT ON THE PHONE AND ASK HIM A COUPLE OF MICE QUESTIONS AND HE WOULDNT LET ME HANG UP.I MUST HAVE TALKED TO HIM FOR AN HOUR MY LOVELY WIFE FINALLY HAD TO COME TO MY RESCUE AND SAY LETS GO WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR DOG FOR A WALK.

QUESTION 1 HEY RON I HAVE ONE TENANT COMPLAINING THE REST OF THEM ARE WORKING WITH ME AND NOT CALLING INSPECTORS.

RONS ANSWER-I KNOW BEANTOWNJIM BUT YOU LET ME DO THE APARTMENT I WILL BE FIRM WITH YOUR TENANT NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CATCH MICE ON THE STREETS BEANTOWN I AM KNOWN AS (RON DECON) NOT BECAUSE I WAS A CONVICT BUT BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF DECON BAIT.
BOYS I AM SCRATCHING MY HEAD THINKING IS THIS F-CKING NUT FOR REAL BUT THE MORE I TALKED TO HIM THE MORE I LIKED HIM.

QUESTION 2 HEY RON (DECON) I AM GOING TO PAY YOU 150 DOLLARS TOMORROW TO DO 3 FLOORS YOU KNOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DOCUMATION TO GIVE THE HOUSING INSPECTOR TO PROVE I HIRED A LICENSE AND INSURED GUY.

RONS ANSWER BEANTOWN YOU DONT WORRY YOU HIRED RON (DECON) I KNOW EVERY INSPECTOR IN THE CITY I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE NOW IF YOU WANT.I SAID WAIT A MINUTE RON MAYBE WE BETTER DO THE JOB FIRST.

QUESTION 3 HEY RON THE INSPECTOR IS COMING TOMORROW MORNING IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE CAN ARRANGE FOR BOTH OF YOU TO BE IN THIS APARTMENT AT THE SAMETIME

RONS ANSWER HEY BEANTOWNJIM HOLD ON FOR A MINUTE (BOYS I AM ON HOLD BUT I CAN HEAR HIM TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND) HEY MIKE GET THE F-CK OVER HERE AND GET THIS GOD DAM DOG OUT OF MY TRUCK MAN THERE IS MICE BAIT IN THERE YOU WANT YOU F-CKING DOG TO BE LAYING IN THE STREET.THEN I HEAR JUST KICK THE DOG HE WILL RUN AWAY.RON DECON SAYS MAN I AINT KICKING NO BIG ASS DOG LIKE THAT GET THE F-CK OVER HERE OR I AM GOING TO LET HIM EAT THE SHIT I AM TRYING TO TALK BUSINESS AND YOUR DOG IS IN MY VAN. OH SORRY BEANTON FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING THIS F-CKING GUY ACROSS THE STREET HAS ONE PAIN IN THE ASS ROTWIELER.O.K. BEANTOWN BACK TO BUSINESS I WILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING AND DONT WORRY I WORK FOR LANDLORDS NOT THESE TENANTS.

BOYS I HAVE A BAD FEELING INSIDE ABOUT THIS GUY I KNOW I AM GOING TO GET ROBBED ALL HE IS GOING TO DO IS PUT DOWN SOME BAIT LIKE I DO AND HIT ME WITH 150 DOLLAR BILL FOR HIS EXTERMINATORS NOTE.

HOW F-CKING SMART DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE AN EXTERMINATORS LICENSE I MIGHT LOOK INTO THIS FIELD ITS EASY MONEY YOU GET PAID WETHER YOU FIX THE PROBLEM OR NOT.hno:

BOYS I CANT WAIT TO TALK TO RON (DECON) IF HE IS ANYTHING LIKE HE IS ON THE PHONE (YIKES)

 

[sherman]

I MIGHT LOOK INTO THIS FIELD ITS EASY MONEY YOU GET PAID WETHER YOU FIX THE PROBLEM OR NOT.hno:


you won't want to be where alot of the calls are.......

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THIS F-CKING GUY WAS BRAIN DEAD IF I WAS MAKING A CRANK PHONE CALL WICH I MIGHT WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THIS NUT I MIGHT SAY

HELLO IS THIS RON DECON
YES IT IS HOW CAN I HELP YOU
RON HOW DOES YOU MOUSE FOOD TASTE I HEARD THE MICE ARE FEEDING YOU YOU F-CKING NUT :missingte

BOYS NO SHIT WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THIS WHACK JOB I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM AND BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SOME FRIDAY NIGHT WE WILL CALL RON DECON AND F-CK WITH HIM.

IF THIS GUY IS LICENSED AND INSURED I HAVE NO DOUBT ANYBODY CAN BE AN EXTERMINATOR.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I NEED A COUPLE OF GOOD EXTERMINATOR JOKES I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS F-CKING NUT WHEN HE FINISHES THE JOB.I WILL HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CALL HIM SOME FRIDAY NIGHT AND REALLY RIDE HIM GOOD.

I NEED GOOD EXTERMINATOR MATERIAL SO WE CAN F-CK WITH RON DECON.HE ALWAYS ANSWERS HIS PHONE I CALLED HIM TWICE TO SET THINGS UP AND HE IS AN EASY TARGET AND SHOULD BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH IN BETWEEN BEERS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.:shocked:

I NEED SOME GOOD JOKES

 

[Seymour]

BOYS I AM IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOMORROW IF THIS BLACK GUY I TALKED TO TODAY IS ANYTHING LIKE HE SOUNDS ON THE PHONE

That just sounds queer

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

I DONT TRUST THESE F-CKING EXTERMINATORS WHEN I FIRST TALKED TO RON DECON HE ASKED ME IF I HAD JUST THE MICE PROBLEM.

BOYS I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST THESE F-CKING CROOKS TO PLANT COCKROACHES ON YOUR PROPERTY NOW YOU HAVE TWO PROBLEMS BEANTOWNJIM.JUST BY TALKING TO THIS GUY I FEEL LIKE ALL EXTERMINATORS ARE F-CKING RETARDED IT MUST BE FROM THE RAT BAIT.

SERIOUSLY WHATS TO PREVENT THIS GUY TO BRING A BOTTLE FULL OF LIVE ROACHES AND PLANT THEM IN YOUR BUILDING I AM GOING TO FOLLOW THIS GUY EVERYWHERE TOMORROW.

BUSINESS IS BUSINESS THE MORE PROBLEMS AN EXTERMINATOR CAN CAUSE THE MORE YOU HAVE TO PAY HIM AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IF YOU HAVE ROACHES THEN YOUR SCREWED.:finger:

 

[michael777]

ask him if he grins :>Grin> when the roaches come in :>Grin>

 

[Cusipz]

Ask him to pick a few games, that is, if you aren't busted in both your 5D and Phoenix accounts...Guy might know the NBA....

 

[TheKinz]

ask him if he grins :>Grin> when the roaches come in :>Grin>

fuckin hilarious...cudos

 

[BenLaw47]

BOYS I AM IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOMORROW IF For THIS BLACK GUY. I TALKED TO TODAY IS ANYTHING LIKE HE SOUNDS ON THE PHONE I COULD TELL HE WAS BLACK BY THE WAY HE WAS TALKING.I HAVE A TENANT WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING MICE HE IS A SECTION 8 TENANT SO THE INSPECTOR IS MAKING ME HIRE AN EXTERMINATOR.I WENT THROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES AND THIS GUY. WAS CLOSE TO THE AREA SO I STARTED ASKING HIM A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I HIRED HIM.

HIS NAME IS (RON) HE CHARGES Me 50 DOLLARS AN HOUR. FLOOR I HAVE 3 FLOORS HE SAID HE MAKES AN EJACULATION AND BAITS EACH APARTMENT AND BASEMENT.BOYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THE F-CKING NUT. ON THE PHONE AND ASK HIM A COUPLE OF MICE QUESTIONS AND HE WOULDNT LET ME HANG UP.I MUST HAVE TALKED TO HIM FOR AN HOUR MY LOVELY WIFE FINALLY HAD TO COME. TO MY RESCUE AND SAY LETS GO WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR DOG FOR A WALK.

QUESTION 1 HEY RON I HAVE ONE TENANT COMPLAINING THE REST OF THEM ARE WORKING WITH ME AND NOT CALLING INSPECTORS.

RONS ANSWER-I KNOW BEANTOWNJIM BUT YOU LET ME DO YOU. THE APARTMENT I WILL BE FIRM WITH YOUR TENANT NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CATCH MICE ON THE STREETS BEANTOWN I AM KNOWN AS (RON DECON) NOT BECAUSE I WAS A CONVICT BUT BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF DECON BAIT.
BOYS I AM SCRATCHING MY HEAD. THINKING IS THIS F-CKING NUT FOR REAL BUT THE MORE I TALKED TO HIM THE MORE I LIKED HIM.

QUESTION 2 HEY RON (DECON) I AM GOING TO PAY YOU 150 DOLLARS TOMORROW TO DO ME. YOU KNOW I NEED SOME KIND OF DOCUMATION TO GIVE THE HOUSING INSPECTOR TO PROVE I HIRED A LICENSE AND INSURED GUY.

RONS ANSWER BEANTOWN YOU DONT WORRY YOU HIRED RON (DECON) I KNOW EVERY INSPECTOR IN THE CITY I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE NOW IF YOU WANT.I SAID WAIT A MINUTE RON MAYBE WE BETTER DO THE JOB FIRST.

QUESTION 3 HEY RON THE INSPECTOR IS COMING TOMORROW. MORNING IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE CAN ARRANGE FOR BOTH OF YOU TO BE IN THIS APARTMENT AT THE SAMETIME

RONS ANSWER HEY BEANTOWNJIM HOLD ON FOR A MINUTE (BOYS I AM ON HOLD BUT I CAN HEAR HIM TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND) HEY MIKE GET THE F-CK ME OVER HERE AND GET THIS GOD DAM DOG OUT OF MY TRUCK MAN THERE. IS MICE BAIT IN THERE YOU WANT YOU F-CKING DOG TO BE LAYING IN THE STREET.THEN I HEAR JUST KICK THE DOG HE WILL RUN AWAY.RON DECON SAYS MAN I AINT KICKING NO BIG ASS DOG LIKE THAT GET THE F-CK OVER HERE OR I AM GOING TO LET HIM EAT MY SHIT. I AM TO TALK BUSINESS AND YOUR DOG IS IN MY VAN. OH SORRY BEANTON FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING THIS F-CKING GUY ACROSS THE STREET HAS ONE PAIN IN THE ASS. ROTWIELER.O.K. BEANTOWN BACK TO BUSINESS I WILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING AND DONT WORRY I WORK FOR LANDLORDS NOT THESE TENANTS.

BOYS I HAVE A BAD FEELING INSIDE THIS GUY. I KNOW I AM GOING TO GET ROBBED ALL HE IS GOING TO DO IS PUT DOWN SOME BAIT LIKE I DO AND HIT ME WITH 150 DOLLAR BILL FOR HIS EXTERMINATORS NOTE.

HOW F-CKING SMART DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE AN EXTERMINATORS LICENSE I MIGHT LOOK INTO THIS FIELD ITS EASY MONEY YOU GET PAID WETHER YOU FIX THE PROBLEM OR NOT.hno:

BOYS I CANT WAIT TO TOUCH TO RON (DECON) IF HE IS ANYTHING LIKE HE IS ON THE PHONE (YIKES)

Damn Beantown, didn't know your subliminal messages were a cry for help. Everyone here is ready to help you come out of the closet.

WE GRIN WHEN YOU SIN

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THESE F-CKING NIGERIANS YOU GIVE THEM A TITLE AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD.BOYS FIRST OFF THE F-CKING EXTERMINATORS COME A HALF HOUR LATE I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES HERE COME TWO BIG F-CKS THE LOOKED LIKE FORMER LINEMEN FOR THE PATRIOTS.RON (DECON) SAYS YOU GOT THE MONEY I SAY WAIT A MINUTE RON YOU HAVE TO WORK FIRST.I THOUGHT THE F-CKING OVERPAYED EXTERMINATORS WERE GOING TO TAKE MY MONEY AND ROLL ME.I GAVE THEM A CHECK AND RON SAYS WE DONT ACCEPT PERSONAL CHECKS WELL RON WHY THE F-CK DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS ON THE PHONE YOU DUMB F-CK.FINALLY RON SAYS O.K. I'LL TAKE THE CHECK I SHOULD HAVE CANCELLED IT AFTER WHAT THESE TWO F-CKING NUTS DID TO ME.

BOYS THESE TWO COME DRESSED IN ARMY FATIGUES MATCHING OUTFITS I SAID YOU GUYS TAKE YOUR JOB PRETTY SERIOUSLY HUH :missingte RON DECON DOESNT EVEN SMILE AT MY JOKE.BOYS I LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF THE F-CKING GUYS PUT ON GLOVES LIKE THEY ARE DOCTORS THEN THEY MARCH UPSTAIRS.THEY DID JUST WHAT I THOUGHT THEY WOULD DO THEY PUT DOWN 6 GLUE TRAPS AND CALL THIS AN EXTERMINATOR JOB I DIDNT GIVE A F-CK I JUST NEED A NOTE SAYING I HIRED A REAL EXTERMINATOR.

I PAYED THESE TWO F-CKING OVERPAYED EXTERMINATORS 150 DOLLARS FOR 10 MINUTES WORK THEN THE F-CKING GUYS WRITE UP ABOUT 20 VIOLATIONS AGAINST ME.I SAID HEY WAIT A MINUTE RON DECON YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE YOU F-CKING THIEF.BOYS RON SAYS YOU HAVE HOLES IN YOUR FOUNDATION :finger: F-CK YOU RON DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID HE SEES A LITTLE OPENING AND CALLS IT A HOLE LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY I WAS IN CONSTRUCTION AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT FOUNDATIONS AND CRACKS.RON SAYS WE ALSO DO CEMENT WORK BEANTOWNJIM ANS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED CEMENT WORK.

BOYS HERE I AM LISTENING TO A COUPLE OF F-CKING CON MEN TRYING TO SELL ME A BILL OF GOODS I SAID LISTEN RON DECON I GOT THE NOTE I NEEDED NOW GET THE F-CK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL COPS.BOYS NO SHIT THE F-CKING IDIOTS HAD ABOUT 20 VIOLATIONS AGAINST ME IT WOULD TAKE TWO YEARS TO SEAL UP THIS BASEMENT IF I LISTENED TO THESE F-CKING THIEVES.

BOYS NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DONT LIKE NIGERIANS THEY ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO RIP ME OFF:finger:

BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST :nono5: HE IS A REALIST

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I HIRED THESE COUPLE OF CEMENT HEADS TO DO CEMENT WORK IN MY BASEMENT THE F-CKING GUYS WOULD BE THERE FOR ABOUT A MONTH WATCHING THE CLOCK AND SHAKING ME DOWN :hitting:

BOYS IF I AM EVER REINCARNATED I WANT TO COME BACK AS A LICENSED EXTERMINATOR NOBODY CAN QUESTION YOUR WORK AND YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RESULTS.IF YOU DONT CATCH ANY MICE ALL YOU SAY IS WE TRIED.WHAT THE F-CK KIND OF WORK IS THIS hno: