here ya go man, this is classic stuff.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies
6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your **** grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.
7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils
7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.
8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.
8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.
8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts
9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.
10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts
10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.
11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts
12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition
1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them
1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts
1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.
1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts
2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.
4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts
5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.
5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts
6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.
7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post
7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays
8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.
8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes
9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.
10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack
11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post
12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors
1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.
2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.
3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed
Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.
You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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Yeah horseracing is such a losers' game that there is wall to wall fixed odds betting opportunities everywhere. Isn't 'bookmaking' supposed to be about offering odds instead of being a glorified collection agent for parimutuel shite. Truth is American bookmakers are just too frightened to book horseplayers action.
A horse player will spend 30+ minutes looking over one race looking for every angle imaginable(of which there are very few, as racing forms are for the most part rubbish), but the vast majority of these same players will not spend 30 seconds studying a ballgame that they plunk down a dime on.
Are there individuals that beat the horses/harness/dogs? Yes, but they are some of the most highly sophisticated handicappers at their trade and follow a particular track and spend numerous hours doing such................they are the rarest of the rare of gamblers that win at a certain gambling activity that is in theory beatable. For every horse player that wins longterm, there are thousands of sportsbettors that do the same.
The run of the mill horseplayer that attends the track and reads the form for awhile and then places his or her bets has no chance of winning in the longrun........none, zero, zilch. Ask these individuals and 98.4% of them couldn't tell you the takeout of the track they are playing..........rather it be straight bets, exactas, trifectas, etc.,etc..........these players would be better off buying lottery scratch-off tickets in the longrun.............and in doing so, at least gives their losses back to the community in someway.
Are there individuals that beat the horses/harness/dogs? Yes, but they are some of the most highly sophisticated handicappers at their trade and follow a particular track and spend numerous hours doing such................they are the rarest of the rare of gamblers that win at a certain gambling activity that is in theory beatable. For every horse player that wins longterm, there are thousands of sportsbettors that do the same.
The run of the mill horseplayer that attends the track and reads the form for awhile and then places his or her bets has no chance of winning in the longrun........none, zero, zilch. Ask these individuals and 98.4% of them couldn't tell you the takeout of the track they are playing..........rather it be straight bets, exactas, trifectas, etc.,etc..........these players would be better off buying lottery scratch-off tickets in the longrun.............and in doing so, at least gives their losses back to the community in someway.
As a supervisor at the Sands Race & Sports book in Vegas I was privlidged to monitor the results of our horse customers as we issued players cards to them that they used much the sameway slot players use cards that are used with slot machines. Thus, we could monitor each and every player that used there card when making a horse/dog wager and could instantly pull up how much that customer wagered and how much he or she had won or lost.
There were literally thousands of customers in our database and one day I took the time to see how many players were winning money that had wagered at least $1,000 with the book.....................
This amounted to a figure of over 500 individuals and less than 10 were showing a profit!!! Those that were winning were up pennies for the most part and their ROI was very, very low.
My father's friend and good friend of my family, goes to the horse track every single day. He has not worked a day in his life. He scalps tickets and goes to the track and that is it. He actually went down to try to collect social security and they laughed at him. How do you collect when you never ever worked. You go to the track and you see him there. Unreal. Love the guy but he is a total degenerate like Track Authority! He has scalped and gone to the track for like 60 straight years now, or close to that.
I love the sport....however, if you never played the horses or dont have an inside urge to be apart of the sport NEVER START! Its the worst possible (other than state lotteries) ROI situation. If you do play, bet small small small. And find a 7% rebate off shore shop that can help you quite a bit. but you will still be a negative ROI player....
