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We will be meeting in the Golden Nugget Sportsbook at 1pm for those that want to meet up to go to Cheetah's this afternoon.

I am checking out now so I will be unavailable to answer any questions. Just show up and we will be determining then when we will be going.
 

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Titty bar in the afternoon? That's ain't right....night time function only!
 

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When you perverts get back.......when/where is dinner?
 

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If I knew how bad my flight was going to be, I would have stayed.
 

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yes totally useless how many dances did the perv Quantamleap get??:grandmais

Kinda like asking how many leaves will turn color in Autumn !
They were calling around trying to recruit new dancers for him when I left
a few hours ago.

:lol:
 

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Kinda like asking how many leaves will turn color in Autumn !
They were calling around trying to recruit new dancers for him when I left
a few hours ago.

:lol:

:lol:

I still pale in comparison to Viejo, the Master Po of lap dances.

:laugh:

Since Kermit is so easy in giving out information let me pass along a little tidbit about Kermit and strip club. Kermit is such a strip club virgin that he was shocked to see how much contact there was in a lapdance in Vegas. Apparently his wife didn't let him watch the movie "Showgirls" for reference.

@):mad:
 

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:lol:

I still pale in comparison to Viejo, the Master Po of lap dances.

:laugh:

Since Kermit is so easy in giving out information let me pass along a little tidbit about Kermit and strip club. Kermit is such a strip club virgin that he was shocked to see how much contact there was in a lapdance in Vegas. Apparently his wife didn't let him watch the movie "Showgirls" for reference.

@):mad:

OK since We are opening this up for discussion my friend. As hard as this may be to believe, I am 68 years young and this was indeed my first ever trip to this type of strip club. There can never be 2 first ever experiences.
I arrived alone at Cheetahs as We all came in seperate vehicles. As I walked into the joint, the place seemed so dark that I was totally blind ! Quantumleap met me at the door and led me to a very remote corner where only the pro's know is pretty much out of the view of the eyes of the joint ! I don't want to pretend to be naive but I was to say the least " Taken back " ! There was far more " Contact " taking place than I had even imagined ! This old guys heart started to race and if it wasn't so damn dark, I probably would have been heading for the nearest exit ! Of course almost immediately I was confronted by a scantily clad young lady. Ok ... old man... settle down .... pretend like you've been here before. Ok, I say, I just want to get acclamated so bring me a drink ! $ 6.25 for 1 beer and $ 8.00 for 2. Only because I'm a Math Geek, I order 2. By now my eyes are starting to get used to the dim light and there is plenty of eye candy everywhere but I've only had 2 beers so I'm still in shock. Several more ladies are very interested in my body... Ok... they are very interested in my $$ before a very nice older lady .... 30's comes over and starts talking to me. She is sitting on a stool right next to me and I of course I tell her that I'm having a great time just being an observor and I will be happy to pay the $ 20 price to just continue to be a spectator. We exchange names and all that other small talk and suddenly I have no idea how or when but She slithers onto my lap ! Oh, Oh .... Now it's official ... the old guy has had a lap dance ! Of course I tell her how happily Married I am and start talking about my 4 children and my upcoming fishing trip etc. etc. but She's busy showing me other things and telling me stories of Dorothy and Kansas and Wizard of 0zz and of course what the wicked Witch likes to do ! OMG ! She used to work at a massage place and I'm actually starting to enjoy this visit to Cheetahs ! Akilles was sitting right next to me and He will remain my main defense witness at my divorce trial that my trembling hands never touched anything except to occasionaly wipe some sweat off my brow ! To say I enjoyed my visit to Cheetahs would be a huge understatement !
 

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OK since We are opening this up for discussion my friend. As hard as this may be to believe, I am 68 years young and this was indeed my first ever trip to this type of strip club. There can never be 2 first ever experiences.
I arrived alone at Cheetahs as We all came in seperate vehicles. As I walked into the joint, the place seemed so dark that I was totally blind ! Quantumleap met me at the door and led me to a very remote corner where only the pro's know is pretty much out of the view of the eyes of the joint ! I don't want to pretend to be naive but I was to say the least " Taken back " ! There was far more " Contact " taking place than I had even imagined ! This old guys heart started to race and if it wasn't so damn dark, I probably would have been heading for the nearest exit ! Of course almost immediately I was confronted by a scantily clad young lady. Ok ... old man... settle down .... pretend like you've been here before. Ok, I say, I just want to get acclamated so bring me a drink ! $ 6.25 for 1 beer and $ 8.00 for 2. Only because I'm a Math Geek, I order 2. By now my eyes are starting to get used to the dim light and there is plenty of eye candy everywhere but I've only had 2 beers so I'm still in shock. Several more ladies are very interested in my body... Ok... they are very interested in my $$ before a very nice older lady .... 30's comes over and starts talking to me. She is sitting on a stool right next to me and I of course I tell her that I'm having a great time just being an observor and I will be happy to pay the $ 20 price to just continue to be a spectator. We exchange names and all that other small talk and suddenly I have no idea how or when but She slithers onto my lap ! Oh, Oh .... Now it's official ... the old guy has had a lap dance ! Of course I tell her how happily Married I am and start talking about my 4 children and my upcoming fishing trip etc. etc. but She's busy showing me other things and telling me stories of Dorothy and Kansas and Wizard of 0zz and of course what the wicked Witch likes to do ! OMG ! She used to work at a massage place and I'm actually starting to enjoy this visit to Cheetahs ! Akilles was sitting right next to me and He will remain my main defense witness at my divorce trial that my trembling hands never touched anything except to occasionaly wipe some sweat off my brow ! To say I enjoyed my visit to Cheetahs would be a huge understatement !

Kermit, I wish you would have told me you were relatively new to this type of thing. You told me you had been to Glitter Gulch before (which doesn't include this type of touching) so I thought you had seen it all. Where was I when you were getting a lap dance?

:niceass:

Oh wait, nevermind.

:laugh:
 

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KERMIT, with my SuperMod powers, I can track down your real address with relative ease.

So I'm pretty much set up for blackmail

Being as I would likely be fired were I to extort you, you're going to need to pay me at least enough to match my remaining RxForum Mod pay for the rest of 2009

Send me a cashier's check for $420 immediately or your ol' lady hears all.
 

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