OK since We are opening this up for discussion my friend. As hard as this may be to believe, I am 68 years young and this was indeed my first ever trip to this type of strip club. There can never be 2 first ever experiences.
I arrived alone at Cheetahs as We all came in seperate vehicles. As I walked into the joint, the place seemed so dark that I was totally blind ! Quantumleap met me at the door and led me to a very remote corner where only the pro's know is pretty much out of the view of the eyes of the joint ! I don't want to pretend to be naive but I was to say the least " Taken back " ! There was far more " Contact " taking place than I had even imagined ! This old guys heart started to race and if it wasn't so damn dark, I probably would have been heading for the nearest exit ! Of course almost immediately I was confronted by a scantily clad young lady. Ok ... old man... settle down .... pretend like you've been here before. Ok, I say, I just want to get acclamated so bring me a drink ! $ 6.25 for 1 beer and $ 8.00 for 2. Only because I'm a Math Geek, I order 2. By now my eyes are starting to get used to the dim light and there is plenty of eye candy everywhere but I've only had 2 beers so I'm still in shock. Several more ladies are very interested in my body... Ok... they are very interested in my $$ before a very nice older lady .... 30's comes over and starts talking to me. She is sitting on a stool right next to me and I of course I tell her that I'm having a great time just being an observor and I will be happy to pay the $ 20 price to just continue to be a spectator. We exchange names and all that other small talk and suddenly I have no idea how or when but She slithers onto my lap ! Oh, Oh .... Now it's official ... the old guy has had a lap dance ! Of course I tell her how happily Married I am and start talking about my 4 children and my upcoming fishing trip etc. etc. but She's busy showing me other things and telling me stories of Dorothy and Kansas and Wizard of 0zz and of course what the wicked Witch likes to do ! OMG ! She used to work at a massage place and I'm actually starting to enjoy this visit to Cheetahs ! Akilles was sitting right next to me and He will remain my main defense witness at my divorce trial that my trembling hands never touched anything except to occasionaly wipe some sweat off my brow ! To say I enjoyed my visit to Cheetahs would be a huge understatement !