Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven

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Anyone know if this is true or not?

http://www.mercola.com/article/microwave/hazards.htm

From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?

After you throw out your microwave you can use a toaster oven as a replacement. It works well for most and is nearly as quick.

The use of artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal psychological control, a.k.a. "brainwashing", has also been proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the 1970's Russian research documents and results written by Drs. Luria and Perov specifying their clinical experiments in this area.
 

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I dont know about all of your post shotgun, but microwaved food does not cause cancer.

cancer is caused by genetic defects. how would food cause a genetic defect? its not like it is radio active.

as far as the hormonal thing i have been eating microwaved food for 15+ years like many others and i still want to bang every hot chic I see :coffeetim
 

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I understand that modern Liberalism started at the same time that Microwave ovens were mass marketed for the first time - so there is proof that massive brain damage is a result of microwaves.
 

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I think I should be dead by now....


"6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens."

Great, now there's a holy war being fought in my intestines.

"10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease in intelligence."

Yeah, the cause for all those Bushisms is because there are like 42 microwave ovens in the white house. This explains a lot.
 

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4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

that can not possibly be true. this is the same thing as a tiny percantage of red meat is undigestable and stays in your system forerver. yes, that is true about the red meat but it makes no difference if i have a microwaved salisbury steak or I prepare it in a conventional oven.

but you can not tell me that if I melt a piece of cheese in the oven its going to present some previously unpresent "by-product" that stays in my system

if this guy wants me to stop using a microwave he can come wash all my pots and pans
 

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bblight said:
I understand that modern Liberalism started at the same time that Microwave ovens were mass marketed for the first time - so there is proof that massive brain damage is a result of microwaves.

Can you imagine, Mr. Blighted talking about brain damage
and blast to the brain asking such an incredibly stupid question.
Can you understand, why they are so retarded??
 
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Stacilu:

Hang on .. bblight has a pt ...

100% of Bush voters are microwave voters ... ahhh, now we understand!!

bblight, thanks for giving us some Nov 2nd Insight that the media was not talking about !
 

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We threw ours out over a year ago. No question that high electromagnetic fields alter the molecular properties of foods, and the human body.

PS......get rid of that toaster/toaster oven, and switch to gas stove.
 

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