Ten Messages from Tom Brady's Answer Machine.

wilheim · Jan 21, 2004

10. Tom, it's Adam. Listen, do you think you can try to get a bigger lead this time? I'm sick of kicking the winning field goal. That thing was hard as a rock against Tennesee

9. Hey, it's George W. So, whadya think of my speech? I also wanted to ask you when the next Brady Bunch movie will be out. I didn't see you in the last couple. Laura's been wanting me to ask you. Come see me in Crawford in a couple of weeks

8. Dude, it's Drew. Think there will be an opening for a backup QB next year? How about a punter? Can you give me Kraft's number? Can't seem to find it.

7. Hi Tom, Its Dwight Freeney, Sorry we never met on Sunday, I was to busy getting man handled by your offensive line. Well, gotta go.

6. "Tom, it's me, Tara. Tara Reid? Do you remember me? I can't believe that you left me for that old geezer, Laura Bush

5. Hi Tommy, its Brit. Don't worry about that marriage thing. You win the Superbowl, and I'll be your trophy.

4, Tom! If's Joe Namith. I jusf love you man! Come gif me a kiss!

3. "Hey Tom, this is Ty Law. I just wanted to let you know that Peyton Manning tried to call you last night. Don't worry. I intercepted the phone call. I'll see you in a few!"

2. Hey Tom- You can go and enjoy yourself down in Houston, play an extra week, etc. Steve and I are going to sit back and polish up our MVP trophies for the next couple of weeks!!!! - Peyton.

And my personal favorite:

1. Tom this is Jake Delhomme. What are you wearing?

wil.

bhbookie · Jan 21, 2004

lander · Jan 21, 2004

11. Hey stiff, it's Walt Coleman. Where's my cut from 2 years ago? Don't make me "tuck" you up before your big game

miked429 · Jan 21, 2004

12.hey tom did you know lander is a sperm burper.

lander · Jan 21, 2004

13. Tom, it's Miked429. I know the restraining order says that I'm not supposed to contact you, but I know that you didnt' mean it when you said, "if I catch you breaking in my house and sniffing my underware again I'll break your fuking neck" that you really mean "let's kiss and make up." PS - Don't tell my PO that I called you again

Love, Mike D.

wilheim · Jan 21, 2004

A couple of recent additions:

13. Hey Tom, its Pete Rose. Don't let me down against the Panthers, I've got half of my money from my new book on you with my buddy. You want in?

14. Tom, its Ben, is J-Lo over there?

And a mystery caller left the following message: Quiet Edgerin! I don't want him to know it's me! Uhhh....You Suck!

wil.

miked429 · Jan 21, 2004

lander sorry but its not funny.nice try.maybe next time

SubZaero · Jan 21, 2004

WalkofLife · Jan 21, 2004

15. "Hey Tommy, it's Lander... I really wanna speak to my wife... baby are u there? I miss you. I don't care when, just come back home, OK? I promise I won't beat the living crap out of you you like the last time Dicky and Walk returned you... I promise baby... What do you say... Pick up the phone, baby please... pick up the phone...

(Pause)

C'mon Tom, let her speak... get that shit out of her mouth... C'mon baby, pick up...(beeeeep)"

lander · Jan 21, 2004

15. Tommy, it's MikeD again. Can I come over and practice some naked snaps with you? I'll be Koppen. You're hot ... shit gotta go, mommy said I have school in the morning. bitch. bye.

lander · Jan 21, 2004

Walk,
Maybe she's hiding in that chin cleft?

miked429 · Jan 21, 2004

still not funny keep trying.you will come up with something sooner or later.

wilheim · Jan 21, 2004

Just In:

Tom: Hi! it's your pal Terry Bradshaw. Hey...Steven Tyler from Aerosmith called me and asked if you and I would like to get up on stage and sing "Dream On" and dedicate it to Peyton Manning during the pre-game show. What do ya think? Call me.

WalkofLife · Jan 21, 2004

Wil;

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

SubZaero · Jan 21, 2004

Miked

It is a little funny

lander · Jan 21, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by miked429:
still not funny keep trying.you will come up with something sooner or later.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok,

Tom, did you know that Miked is a sperm burper

ha

ha

Are you happy now Mets boy? The queen from Queens ... how fitting.

RPM · Jan 21, 2004

LMAO!!! Good stuff man

SubZaero · Jan 21, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Just In:

Tom: Hi! it's your pal Terry Bradshaw. Hey...Steven Tyler from Aerosmith called me and asked if you and I would like to get up on stage and sing "Dream On" and dedicate it to Peyton Manning during the pre-game show. What do ya think? Call me.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Special dedication to the General

miked429 · Jan 21, 2004

lander dont get mad you got 9972 posts you dont need to steal my lines come up with something original.

lander · Jan 21, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by miked429:
lander dont get mad you got 9972 posts you dont need to steal my lines come up with something original.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dont understand your big run-on sentance becase stealing anybodys lines would mean that its unoriginal by definition so im not sure why you think anyone would steal your lines in quest of becoming original maybe you got the word original confused with something else because you dont fret about silly thinks like the english language because youre too busy drooling over tommy boy in study hall instead of studying maybe the inner city school system is just that bad i dont know