Teddy or Nes I need advice

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Teddy I know you are a great dad, and Nes I know you are screwed up, so I need to know what to do with my son.

He is 13 and he was telling me he ran his classroom today when they had R.S.V.P.

WTF is RSVP?

Responsible Social Values Program?

He said the lady in charge was teaching sex education. She asked the reasons why people have sex? And started listing them on the board...

He said the rest of the kids must have been shy, because everything on the board were reasons he answered. No other child answered.

Then when she asked reasons not to have sex, he didn't answer at all.

So...

Nes is this ok?

Teddy is 13 too young for your daughter?

Thanks guys, I know you will be able to help

 

[NES 1,860]

First of all hell yeah thirteen is old enough as long as the girl is thirteen too right?

 

[NES 1,860]

Wait, are you asking if its ok for your son to date Teddy's daughter?

 

[Nadtwist 0]

WTF is RSVP?

Retarded Sons Vagina Placenta

 

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Just trying to teach the boy right. I have been taking notes, and this weekend I told him to wait until he is 15 before he starts drinking, but I wasn't really ready to have THE TALK, with him about sex.

 

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Retarded Sons Vagina Placenta

Read 1 more line, I actually answer the question.

 

[Teddykgb 0]

my son is still a virgin, no fault of mine as I try to tell him to hit hood rats for practice but he wont do it........their ugly, fat,wierd....all kind of excuses, he's a good kid and wants his first time to be someone he thinks he loves.......DUMB KID!!!!!!!!

My advice is pound the "practice on hood rats" theory, hope you get thru to him.

 

[HunterS.Thompson 0]

my son is still a virgin, no fault of mine as I try to tell him to hit hood rats for practice but he wont do it........their ugly, fat,wierd....all kind of excuses, he's a good kid and wants his first time to be someone he thinks he loves.......DUMB KID!!!!!!!!

My advice is pound the "practice on hood rats" theory, hope you get thru to him.

Hey dad where have you been?

 

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Always words of wisdom.

I was thinking... should I ask Teddy...

Glad I did.

I am going to go wake him up and have that talk.

Matter of fact, we should start a list together tonight.

Father/son

thanks teddy

 

[Teddykgb 0]

Hey dad where have you been?

oldman teddy is in a bit of a funk...........i'll snap out of it soon.

 

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Read 1 more line, I actually answer the question.

That is what the acronym actually stands for?
I thought you were joking....

Glad I'm not a kid anymore

 

[NES 1,860]

Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!


- Ben Seaver, Growing Pains