Take this true or false test and see how YOU do!

[CharlieMaxwell]

Can you guess which of the following are true or false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot
more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!

6. Only seven ( 7 ) per cent of the population are lefties.


7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6
yrs. old.

9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

 

[WINNINGHAND]

pretty funny. I don''t know which is true or false, but i would guess that the majority are true.

 

[dogs24]

1. False
2. False
3. True
4. True
5. False
6. False
7. True
8. False
9. False
10. True
11. True
12. False
13. True
14. True
15. False
Just my guesses..

 

[Jazz]

I will hazard a guess that all of them are true or all are false, Charlie, because I think you're too lazy to grade the answers.

My guess, because they're odd enough to be true: TRUE

 

[CharlieMaxwell]

Jazz - You're TOO tough!! They are ALL true!!!

 

[christof]

Those aren't all true BTW.

 

[christof]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> According to a 1998 article in The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), during a three-year study, there were 914 new dog bite injuries requiring emergency room visits per day. With 1,440 minutes in a day, that's less than one bite per minute. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[PatPatriot]

All the trues 1-8 for a 100 each.
All the falses for 9-15 50 each.

 

[Chadster]

i like

 

[angusr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Charlie Maxwell:
Jazz - You're TOO tough!! They are ALL true!!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way they're all true. The 5 years waiting in line one, in particular, is preposterous. A 50 year old has spent at least 12.5 years sleeping. That means that 13.3% of the average persons waking hours are spent waiting in line? Over 2 hours a day? Impossible.

 

[Jazz]

The man has a point - even if you count the time wasted in traffic, at stores, at the bathrooms at public events, at restaurants, for a bail bondsman, etc., you'll see it is too high.

 

[TEASERGURU]

The guy who charts for CRIS smokes 5 packs a day. he still has a full mouth of teeth I hear. I think that refutes the 2 teeth per 10 year theory.

 

[Woody0]

All true, eh. So Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button because he was mined?

 

[TomorrowsNewspaper+]

I've waited 5 years in line at six flags and disneyland.

 

[RobFunk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>The guy who charts for CRIS smokes 5 packs a day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMAO! 5 damn packs?!?!?

is it really true that being a chain smoker and a chronic alchoholic is pre requisite to owning/ holding a position in a shop???

 

[ROXY]

 

[TIGER]

They are all true!!! Damm I could use an apple then....