Top Ten Signs You're At A Lame Super Bowl Party
10. By third quarter, you've suffered a concussion and two broken bones
9. Yeah, there's a big-screen TV, but you're watching "The Golden Girls"
8. Someone already licked the tasty powdery stuff off the Doritos
7. To get in mood for "Survivor Allstars," the house is filled with deadly Australian snakes
6. Host answers the door naked except for a strategically placed pompom
5. Every thirty seconds, some old guys asks, "Which one is Y.A. Tittle?"
4. You think you hear the halftime gun, then you realize it's just Puff Daddy
3. All the women look like John Madden
2. Guests keep taking your wife to bedroom for a "two-minute drill"
1. Some guy named "Bubba" keeps patting you on the ass, and saying "nice play"
10. By third quarter, you've suffered a concussion and two broken bones
9. Yeah, there's a big-screen TV, but you're watching "The Golden Girls"
8. Someone already licked the tasty powdery stuff off the Doritos
7. To get in mood for "Survivor Allstars," the house is filled with deadly Australian snakes
6. Host answers the door naked except for a strategically placed pompom
5. Every thirty seconds, some old guys asks, "Which one is Y.A. Tittle?"
4. You think you hear the halftime gun, then you realize it's just Puff Daddy
3. All the women look like John Madden
2. Guests keep taking your wife to bedroom for a "two-minute drill"
1. Some guy named "Bubba" keeps patting you on the ass, and saying "nice play"
