Stupidist thing you've ever done sfaced drunk

[EverFresh]

Posted this thread. Also gambled away over $20k at Sic Bo without knowing the rules

 

[NickPappagiorgio]

Dont remember, but im sure there was a woman involved

 

[MikeB]

Watched Scottcarter masterbate a horse for no reason at all.

 

[scottcarter]

accepted MikeB's friend request on Facebook.

 

[Redagger029]

You two should get married.

 

[MikeB]

You two should get married.

We're not married?!?

 

[Redagger029]

Lol !!!!!!!

 

[NFLTrends]

Shaved an EX's head while she was passed out piss drunk cause I caught her cheating on me a couple of days prior.....

 

[aceduecetrey]

Let my girlfriend talk me into getting married, selling my bar and moving to cold ass missouri

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Toss up between Put my balls in some passed out girls mouth or jerking off on some girls face while she was passed out.

 

[loomis41973]

Tried playing Dukes of Hazard in a Grand National i used to own. Hell of a night

 

[MattyMatt]

Tried playing Dukes of Hazard in a Grand National i used to own. Hell of a night

Sweet Ride. TURBO Power! I considered buying one years ago, but all the ones I found had been molested and ragged out.

 

[wilbur]

Let my girlfriend talk me into getting married, selling my bar and moving to cold ass missouri

I was thinking of moving to Missou because it's warm.

 

[seldomseen]

I don't even know where to begin. One time i took a bar and later ended up driving to a McDonalds to pick up some people, vomited all over the bathroom, passed out until my friends woke me. Than attempted to drive home. Got stopped by a cop while trying to back out a parking space.

When I was in college we used to punch out ceiling tiles in the dorm hallways and like every other week we would break in to the bowling/club and steal all the beer.

 

[Willie99]

went down on a stripper

 

[beefdiesel]

Started one night with happy hour after work after way too many margaritas, Went to the stripclub with my secretary by ourselves and had sex with her in the car afterwards....wild night

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I also once took a foreign substance that I had no idea what it was while walking to a bar. It ended up being GHB and I slept on a couch at a bar until 3 AM. Didn't even kick me out because they knew me.

GHB is great though when used in the right circumstances.

Also had a similar circumstance 10 years ago with acid. Was fucked out of my mind. Ended up meeting a girl that night that became a fuck buddy. We still are friends today and occasional hook up partners. She said I tried to fuck her on a public street that night. LOL

 

[loomis41973]

went down on a stripper

Shoulda stayed away from that Chippendales show. :hahahahah

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Shaved an EX's head while she was passed out piss drunk cause I caught her cheating on me a couple of days prior.....

That's awesome. You should have left cum and piss on her face too. You and as many people as you could find.

 

[Willie99]

shoulda stayed away from that chippendales show. :hahahahah

lol

^^