This thread made me laugh out loud. I always try to check in on the new happenings when I make it down and this is one to witness in a few weeks.
I've never understood the loyalty of Starbucks customers. Their regular blends are average, at best. Sure, the 600 calorie frappuccinos and caramel machiato's are tasty, but what 600 calorie bomb isn't good? They were just the first ones to really take coffee to that level and mass market. Kudos to them, but man I can get better latte's at Panera or the boutique coffee shops in S. Florida.
Many Dolphins and Heat players wives frequent the Starbucks in the plaza I frequent daily. I see these unreal women start their day with the 20 oz frappucinos and wonder how they keep their bodies in tact.