if shrink is drinking a "girlie" drink like a cosmo - the real reason he is late for work is because his bra and crotchless panties (if he is drinking cosmos - he can wear crotchless panties for his crotch area is smooth - with nothing "sticking out") were a struggle to put on and because his mini skirt and tube top (and that thought is enough to make me wanna puke) weren't out of the dryer yet and also his nails weren't done either.
geez shrink - i'd ask if you are a man or a pussy - but after meeting you - i know the answer!
what's next - you'll be late for work because it is "that time of the month" and you might be pregnant! my god, grow some balls and drink a "man's drink" not something 4 sex crazed cacking hens consume while bitching about the fact they can't find a guy - yet send off all sorts of signals for guys to leave them alone!
by the way - here is what shrink looked like after he got dressed