Someone left a bottle of El Gran Matador on my front porch in the night....

[Legend-I-Aint]

When I went out to grab the news paper this morning it was in a bag with six margarita glasses and some salt. No margarita mix to be found. It's a massive bottle, I'd say close to a gallon.

The wife and I rarely drink beer and it's even rarer that we drink tequila.

We've asked everyone in the family if they left it. No one is fessing up and we aren't sure what to think.

The wife wants to put it back out on the porch tonight with the glasses and salt. She thinks it was left at the wrong house and whoever left it will be back.

We don't know any Mexicans and none live in our neighborhood or I would go and ask them if it was delivered to the wrong house.

:think2:

 

[whalewager]

this is why we have to come together as a people and deport all mexicans and puerto ricans and all the rest of them people

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

this is why we have to come together as a people and deport all mexicans and puerto ricans and all the rest of them people

Those damn dark skinned people leaving their poison water on my porch.

Really though, it's just the wife and I, so why the six glasses? I've got to believe it was left at the wrong house. No note or nothing though. I'm going to sleep with one eye open just in case these people come back.

 

[whalewager]

I would be waiting in the shadows for these mfrs...they would get theirs

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

The news paper lady is like 90 years old. It could have been her. Maybe she doesn't realize that to make a margarita you need the tequila, salt and MARGARITA MIX. She forgot the mixer.

The wife is laughing thinking the 90 year old news paper lady has the hots for me.

 

[bigbet1234]

Probably was your wifes secret fling.

I did this for georgejeffersons wife after a great night out, never again

Those damn dark skinned people leaving their poison water on my porch.

Really though, it's just the wife and I, so why the six glasses? I've got to believe it was left at the wrong house. No note or nothing though. I'm going to sleep with one eye open just in case these people come back.

 

[bigbet1234]

only, I left some olde english, she likes her malt liquor

 

[bigbet1234]

George invited me in for a bit and we wrote this song sipping on the malt beverages.


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[Legend-I-Aint]

They don't even sell this type of tequila in the state I live in. Very very interesting. $13.99 plus tax. Green sticker right on the bottle.

 

[bigbet1234]

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[whalewager]

^haha

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

^^^Georgie been sippin sumpin out of a paper cup I see. Got da moves!

 

[stolidog]

Transfer the hooch into another bottle, replace with an appropriate liquid, return it to the porch, set up the trap over the door and catch that evil mail lady. Chances are you are bangin the 90 year old and really, how fast can she run?

 

[Doug]

this is why we have to come together as a people and deport all mexicans and puerto ricans and all the rest of them people

You cannot deport PR's. PR is part of the USA. They are 100% legal, and can come and go from the mainland at will.

 

[mrcrash]

It was a typo, I am sure he meant blacks and not puerto ricans.

 

[wilheim]

The news paper lady is like 90 years old. It could have been her. Maybe she doesn't realize that to make a margarita you need the tequila, salt and MARGARITA MIX. She forgot the mixer.

Whoever left it forgot the Triple Sec also. The nerve of some people.


Check out the bottom link of this Google search.

http://www.google.co.cr/search?hl=en&q=el+gran+matador&btnG=Google+Search&meta=



wil..:grandmais

 

[silver7]

Do You Live In The Boston Area?

Could have been from BTJ's Social Club!:nohead:

 

[whalewager]

You cannot deport PR's. PR is part of the USA. They are 100% legal, and can come and go from the mainland at will.

its a joke Doug