Someone kill me. Please.

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

Hand#1858011516001274 - Chelsea 11516 -- $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em -- 2009/05/07 - 17:20:12
Seat 1: CirocObama ($168.80 in chips)
Seat 2: West*** ($18.88 in chips) DEALER
Seat 3: terc*** ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: yMeC*** ($102.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Vivi*** ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Dark*** ($98 in chips)
Seat 7: h82l*** ($99 in chips)
Seat 8: nl_T*** ($169.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Quie*** ($153.40 in chips)
Seat 10: GeeW*** ($37.40 in chips)
yMeC***: posts small blind $0.50
Vivi***: posts big blind $1
Dealt to CirocObama [Qd,Ah]
Dark***: folds
h82l***: folds
nl_T***: folds
Quie***: folds
GeeW***: folds
CirocObama: raises to $3.50
West***: calls $3.50
terc***: folds
yMeC***: folds
Vivi***: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c,Qs,Qh]
CirocObama: checks
West***: is all in 15.3800
CirocObama: calls $15.38
West***: shows [As Kd]
CirocObama: shows [Qd Ah]
*** TURN *** [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Js]
***SHOW DOWN***
West***: wins $37.31 with Straight, Ace high

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

ok not so bad.. but then this..

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

Hand#1858011516001279 - Chelsea 11516 -- $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em -- 2009/05/07 - 17:23:57
Seat 1: CirocObama ($149.92 in chips)
Seat 2: Mama*** ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: terc*** ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: yMeC*** ($101.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Vivi*** ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: Dark*** ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 7: h82l*** ($104.05 in chips) DEALER
Seat 9: Quie*** ($150.40 in chips)
Seat 10: GeeW*** ($36.40 in chips)
GeeW***: posts small blind $0.50
CirocObama: posts big blind $1
Dealt to CirocObama [7d,Td]
terc***: folds
yMeC***: folds
Vivi***: folds
Dark***: raises to $3.50
h82l***: calls $3.50
Quie***: folds
GeeW***: folds
CirocObama: calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Jd,9d,2d]
CirocObama: checks
Dark***: bets $7.50
h82l***: folds
CirocObama: raises to $15
Dark***: calls $7.50
*** TURN *** [Jh]
CirocObama: bets $20.50
Dark***: is all in 78.0000
CirocObama: calls $57.50
Dark***: shows [Qs Js]
CirocObama: shows [7d Td]
*** RIVER *** [Qh]
***SHOW DOWN***
Dark***: wins $194 with Full House, Jacks full of Queens

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

5 hands later. Same table. FUCK ME!

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

And minutes later!

bigdaveyt · May 7, 2009

Hand#1858011659000808 - Chelsea 11659 -- $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em -- 2009/05/07 - 17:32:20
Seat 1: CirocObama ($95.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Shai*** ($67.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Mama*** ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Vivi*** ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: Quie*** ($104.90 in chips)
Seat 8: yMeC*** ($125.90 in chips) DEALER
Seat 9: Bowl*** ($98 in chips)
Seat 10: terc*** ($99 in chips)
terc***: posts small blind $0.50
CirocObama: posts big blind $1
Dealt to CirocObama [5h,Ac]
Shai***: raises to $2
Mama***: folds
Vivi***: calls $2
Quie***: folds
yMeC***: folds
Bowl***: folds
terc***: folds
CirocObama: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ad,6s,5s]
CirocObama: checks
Shai***: checks
Vivi***: bets $3
CirocObama: calls $3
Shai***: calls $3
*** TURN *** [Jc]
CirocObama: checks
Shai***: checks
Vivi***: bets $8
CirocObama: raises to $19.75
Shai***: folds
Vivi***: calls $11.75
*** RIVER *** [9c]
CirocObama: is all in 70.3500
Vivi***: calls $70.35
***SHOW DOWN***
CirocObama: shows [5h Ac] (Two Pairs, Aces and Fives )
Vivi***: shows [Jh Ah] (Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks )
Vivi***: wins $192.70 with Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks