LIE: Barack Obama once went on a killing spree through all 57 states.
TRUTH: There aren't actually 57 states. He misspoke.
LIE: Barack Obama has no penis.
TRUTH: Barack Obama is a hermaphrodite.
LIE: The only thing Barack Obama loves more than America is jihad.
TRUTH: Barack Obama loves many things more than America.
LIE: Michelle Obama hates whitey.
TRUTH: Michelle Obama hates the Jews.
LIE: You have to be retarded to think Barack Obama is a good candidate for president.
TRUTH: You could also just hate America and wish it ill will.
LIE: Barack Obama was originally raised as a Muslim.
TRUTH: Barack Obama converted from Wiccan to Islam in his teens.
LIE: Barack Obama wants to seize your guns.
TRUTH: He has no interest in your guns. After you're imprisoned for
owning firearms, he'll let the police do as they may with them.
LIE: Barack Obama loves Che Guevara.
TRUTH: That brief fling they had was lust, not love.
LIE: Barack Obama has a long record of being a liberal.
TRUTH: Barack Obama doesn't have a long record of doing anything. Name one liberal thing he's done. Name anything he's done. Come on; I dare you.
LIE: Barack Obama sold out Israel to Iran in exchange for a bag of magic beans.
TRUTH: The beans aren't really magic.
LIE: Barack Obama couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight.
TRUTH: He's found it before and he'll find it again.
TRUTH: There aren't actually 57 states. He misspoke.
LIE: Barack Obama has no penis.
TRUTH: Barack Obama is a hermaphrodite.
LIE: The only thing Barack Obama loves more than America is jihad.
TRUTH: Barack Obama loves many things more than America.
LIE: Michelle Obama hates whitey.
TRUTH: Michelle Obama hates the Jews.
LIE: You have to be retarded to think Barack Obama is a good candidate for president.
TRUTH: You could also just hate America and wish it ill will.
LIE: Barack Obama was originally raised as a Muslim.
TRUTH: Barack Obama converted from Wiccan to Islam in his teens.
LIE: Barack Obama wants to seize your guns.
TRUTH: He has no interest in your guns. After you're imprisoned for
owning firearms, he'll let the police do as they may with them.
LIE: Barack Obama loves Che Guevara.
TRUTH: That brief fling they had was lust, not love.
LIE: Barack Obama has a long record of being a liberal.
TRUTH: Barack Obama doesn't have a long record of doing anything. Name one liberal thing he's done. Name anything he's done. Come on; I dare you.
LIE: Barack Obama sold out Israel to Iran in exchange for a bag of magic beans.
TRUTH: The beans aren't really magic.
LIE: Barack Obama couldn't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight.
TRUTH: He's found it before and he'll find it again.