Some great Sarah Palin lines ... add more as you see/hear them

[cincy_]

While Tina Fey was great (this week and last) and Letterman had a nice Top 10, there were some funny Sarah Palin lines that I found. Here goes:

• Hey Sarah, I can see the end of your political career FROM MY HOUSE.
• Palin-ochio (ok, not that original)
• I said THANKS ... BUT NO THANKS ... to the bitch from nowhere
• Sarah Bailin' and Sarah Failin'
• Spread 'em how, Charlie?
• You can make it Sarah ... you only have to hide for 40 more days.
• Come Nov 4th, at least your children have nice essays for "What I did last summer."
• About that vote, I will have to get back to ya'

 

[Willie99]

“I started thinking as I was coming over here, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university?” He pointed to his wife in the audience and said “Why is it that my wife who is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright? Is it because I’m the first Biden in a thousand generations to get a college and a graduate degree that I was smarter than the rest?”

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Joe Biden not only stealing another man's words, he stole his life story too

The exact speech given by Neil Kinnock, a British Politician.

 

[festeringZit]

Funny isn't it that the Dems can't see through the blinders that
Palin is so much more intelligent than their sleaze-bag plagiarist
dunce-bag Biden.

 

[Willie99]

"The gross national product does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education or the joy of their play. It does not include the beauty of our poetry, or the strength of our marriages, the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public officials. It measures neither our wit nor our courage, neither our wisdom nor our devotion to our country. It measures everything, in short, except that which makes life worthwhile, and it can tell us everything about America except why we are proud that we are Americans."

"Few will have the greatness to bend history. But each of us can work to change a small portion of those events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation."
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Two speeches that RFK, who passed away 4 years before Biden ran for office, wrote for the future Senator.

:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[festeringZit]

"The gross national product does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education or the joy of their play. It does not include the beauty of our poetry, or the strength of our marriages, the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public officials. It measures neither our wit nor our courage, neither our wisdom nor our devotion to our country. It measures everything, in short, except that which makes life worthwhile, and it can tell us everything about America except why we are proud that we are Americans."

"Few will have the greatness to bend history. But each of us can work to change a small portion of those events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation."
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Two speeches that RFK, who passed away 4 years before Biden ran for office, wrote for the future Senator.

:missingte:missingte:missingte

OMG That is friggen hilarious.

 

[festeringZit]

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden

 

[festeringZit]

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama

Bunch of bumbling ass-clowns. Obama introduces Biden as the next president, and then Biden calls Obama "Barack America"


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[Willie99]

CBS News tonight quoted an aide to Mr. Biden as saying he had been exonerated. However, an academic official said Mr. Biden had been found guilty, ''threw himself on the mercy of the board'' and promised not to repeat the offense. This, according to the official, persuaded the board to drop the matter and allow Mr. Biden to remain in law school. Mr. Biden's office declined to clarify the circumstances surrounding the case, saying the Senator had insisted on handling the matter himself at the news conference.
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he cheated in law school by committing plagiarism, of all things, got caught and was disciplined.

he lies about the matter by saying he was "exonerated"

just fucking stop already, talk about cool aid

:drink:

 

[punter]

Does seem to be a lot of foreign born people living here.

Did you vote for that? I didn't.

 

[punter]

Did he cheat on the bar exam?

 

[punter]

Where did Mc and Palin pass their bar?

 

[3peet]

Funny isn't it that the Dems can't see through the blinders that
Palin is so much more intelligent than their sleaze-bag plagiarist
dunce-bag Biden.

Fucking quote of the year!!!!! FZ doesn't realize that Palin and intelligent are two separate things.

 

[festeringZit]

Sept 10 2008

Dumb-ass Biden tells wheel-chair bound Missouri Senator
Chuck graham to stand up during a rally (God what a friggen idiot).


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[festeringZit]

Fucking quote of the year!!!!! FZ doesn't realize that Palin and intelligent are two separate things.

I stand by it 100%. Biden is a bigger fraud than Obama.

 

[Willie99]

Punter, unable to defend a liar's history of telling lies and a cheater's history of cheating, resorts to the red herring defense system.

A Red Herring is a fallacy in which an irrelevant topic is presented in order to divert attention from the original issue. The basic idea is to "win" an argument by leading attention away from the argument and to another topic.


I might add, an irrelevant issue to boot

 

[festeringZit]

Did he cheat on the bar exam?

Punter doesn't care that Biden is documented as probably the biggest
liar/plagiarist to ever run for VPOTUS. Punter agrees with his
politics, so the fact that he's a documented cheat and liar,
just doesn't really matter to Punter.

 

[punter]

Punter, unable to defend a liar's history of telling lies and a cheater's history of cheating, resorts to the red herring defense system.

A Red Herring is a fallacy in which an irrelevant topic is presented in order to divert attention from the original issue. The basic idea is to "win" an argument by leading attention away from the argument and to another topic.


I might add, an irrelevant issue to boot

Hmm. You said he cheated in law school. The Bar exam is one mother of a final exam.

The U of Texas law school wouln't let Dubya in.

 

[punter]

Punter doesn't care that Biden is documented as probably the biggest
liar/plagiarist to ever run for VPOTUS. Punter agrees with his
politics, so the fact that he's a documented cheat and liar,
just doesn't really matter to Punter.

Speaking of cheats and liars, you ever heard of Spiro Agnew?

 

[Willie99]

Speaking of cheats and liars, you ever heard of Spiro Agnew?

and what happened to him?

 

[punter]

and what happened to him?

What should happen to Bush, Cheney and a lot of that gang.