Some Great Gambling Quotes

[Hookandcrook+]

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It's not the gambling my wife has a problem with, it's the losing.

 

[BAGIANT]

I'm having a great day! --Richard Dreyfus "LET IT RIDE

A chip and a chair and you've got a chair!

 

[TomGshotput]

Any gambler with a system is more or less insane

 

[Murphy8276]

Two for the Money
Walter - Al Pacino
Brandon = Matthew Mconaughey



Walter Abrams: You bet your mother's house on it?
Brandon Lang: I don't bet, Walter.
Walter Abrams: If you did?
Brandon Lang: I like the pick, Walter.
Walter Abrams: On your mother's house or not?
Brandon Lang: With my mother in it.

 

[letsgobirds]

you can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either.

-rounders

 

[paftraft]

Cinncinnati Kid

E.G. Robinson to Steve McQueen

"You're good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best'

 

[Scoops]

Money lost is money gone.

 

[ScottL]

Bettor: What's the Jets line?

Bookie: The Jets are -4.

Bettor: But the paper has -3!

Bookie: Go bet the paper then!

 

[5teamparlay]

[h=2]A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times. –Terrence "VP Pappy" Murphy[/h]Terry Murphy has written a lot about gambling over the years, but few of his quotes are more insightful than this one. We probably all know gamblers who make the same mistakes again and again for years on end, and a lot of them even consider themselves experts on the games they play!

 

[stretchrunner147]

I Spent half my $$$ on Gambling, Booze and Women,......the other half I wasted....WC Fields

 

[fightgood]

"I'm having a really, really good day" - Richard Dreyfuss in Let it Ride

 

[BigTonyC]

I called my bookie and asked him how I did with my baseball bets. He said I lost $1000
i asked him how I did on my football bets. He said I lost another $1000
My basketball bets? He said I lost another $1000.
Then he ask me if I wanted to bet on Hockey. I said what the hell do I know about hockey????

 

[festeringZit]

I saw a sign in a casino that said "For gambling problems, call 1-800-get-help"

I called the number and said, "so I'm playing blackjack, and I have two fours against a dealer 6, what do I do?"

 

[trytrytry]

Mrs. Davis: There's a fine line between winning and losing.

Jay Trotter: Yeah. The finish line.

 

[fightgood]

Mrs. Davis: There's a fine line between winning and losing.

Jay Trotter: Yeah. The finish line.

Good stuff..excellent film