Nah, It isn't going to be that bad. But, I feel refreshed, revived like I've been washed in the river by CCR, all that shit. A coupla things on my mind I'd like to maybe get some response on (no doubt, I'll get some response)
Lou Piniella, Cub Manager - is it time for Sweet Lou to start sacking groceries?
Barry Bonds = He knows what he's doing, doesn't he? He fucking knows he bent the rules, but he is smart enough to know that time will let him get away with it.
Texas Rangers = Dude, they are just a massive sack of shit. Paper or Plastic, says Lou?
Astros give their pitchers NO run support = I could throw 180 mph fastballs all night and still lose 1-0.
NY Yankees do NOT have the pitching it takes to win. Sorry. Mussina? I'm tired of your ass.
Jake Peavy needs to be on another team. One with hitters on it.
So does Roy Oswalt.
Texas Rangers have the wrong manager. He is a bad fit. Fire his ass. Then, fire everyone else. Then, find AND hire ANYONE, FUCKING ANYONE, who can find some pitching. This 'pitching' aspect has eluded the TEXAS Rangers since their inception. NEED PITCHING and JIM KERN isn't gonna be enough, you assholes. Neither is Nolan Ryan.
Kirby Puckett was a bad-ass. Case closed.
Phil Garner is a shitty coach, or he isn't getting the job done. I just recoil when I see his ass, I don't trust his baseball instincts.
Lots of players are 'doggin' it'. They really are. NO hustle by most of the elite guys. some of the middle-of-the-road guys, they are the real stars.
Umpires (some of them) are squeezing the shit outta the strike zone. Seems like National League is major culprit.
Bullpens are BULLSHIT. MOST are what - mediocre- at best? WHo is the best closer in baseball ? Can't think of one? Ah, see? Trevor Hoffman? Sad. And supposedly, the pitchers are the ones on the juice now, too, as well. So much for that shit = hasn't been a closer since Goose Gossage.
One more thing, most of you will agree with me on too = who the FUCK are these coaches making these pitching decisions late in the game >????
Shit, they leave Joe Snothead in the game, long enough to give up three runs (and the lead) THEN they decide to take him out. Also, you got a STUD pitching his ASS OFF, then a left-handed hitter comes up in the seventh inning, he is nearing his (OMG) pitch count, and instead of letting him close out the inning by blasting this guy away, they bring in Billy Joe Shardin, because he jacks-off left handed, to go lefty vs. lefty. Yeah, that's a plan! NO matter his ERA is 14.22 to infinity and is 0-15 the last 15 times he suited up and can eat more seeds than anyone on the team (and, he has the best jokes, yukkity fuck!).
WE, the betting men, get the ROD, because you know this ass-weed is gonna groove one down the middle once he gets three balls on this guys ass. Or he walks him, THEN grooves one right down the heart and MIGHTY JOE YOUNG sends it to New Jersey via same day express and now, our team is down by two in the bottom of the eighth inning. NO chance to recover. But, the manager made "A" move, you know text-book and all that shit.
That is why I started betting the F5 innings on the stud pitchers, maybe take some of these asshole managers OUT of the equation. MY GOD. I know you have to wonder to yourself "What the FUCK is this guy doing?" PUt in a guy who can't find his ass with both hands!" GIVE UP the lead, then take him out.
That is my throwing-shit at the wall point of a game. TAKE OUT the coaches and let the fans decide who does what. Just like in GLADIATOR. I watched that = fucking Maximus decided what the fuck was gonna happen.
We need more guys like Maximus (Gladiator).
OK, I'm done. I had a great night, I'm going to drink another beer and hope some of you respond to this horseshit of mine. BTW = I really believe all this stuff, I do. I don't think I'm alone, either. Best of LUCK to all you MF's.
Uncle Steve and the Possum
:aktion033
Lou Piniella, Cub Manager - is it time for Sweet Lou to start sacking groceries?
Barry Bonds = He knows what he's doing, doesn't he? He fucking knows he bent the rules, but he is smart enough to know that time will let him get away with it.
Texas Rangers = Dude, they are just a massive sack of shit. Paper or Plastic, says Lou?
Astros give their pitchers NO run support = I could throw 180 mph fastballs all night and still lose 1-0.
NY Yankees do NOT have the pitching it takes to win. Sorry. Mussina? I'm tired of your ass.
Jake Peavy needs to be on another team. One with hitters on it.
So does Roy Oswalt.
Texas Rangers have the wrong manager. He is a bad fit. Fire his ass. Then, fire everyone else. Then, find AND hire ANYONE, FUCKING ANYONE, who can find some pitching. This 'pitching' aspect has eluded the TEXAS Rangers since their inception. NEED PITCHING and JIM KERN isn't gonna be enough, you assholes. Neither is Nolan Ryan.
Kirby Puckett was a bad-ass. Case closed.
Phil Garner is a shitty coach, or he isn't getting the job done. I just recoil when I see his ass, I don't trust his baseball instincts.
Lots of players are 'doggin' it'. They really are. NO hustle by most of the elite guys. some of the middle-of-the-road guys, they are the real stars.
Umpires (some of them) are squeezing the shit outta the strike zone. Seems like National League is major culprit.
Bullpens are BULLSHIT. MOST are what - mediocre- at best? WHo is the best closer in baseball ? Can't think of one? Ah, see? Trevor Hoffman? Sad. And supposedly, the pitchers are the ones on the juice now, too, as well. So much for that shit = hasn't been a closer since Goose Gossage.
One more thing, most of you will agree with me on too = who the FUCK are these coaches making these pitching decisions late in the game >????
Shit, they leave Joe Snothead in the game, long enough to give up three runs (and the lead) THEN they decide to take him out. Also, you got a STUD pitching his ASS OFF, then a left-handed hitter comes up in the seventh inning, he is nearing his (OMG) pitch count, and instead of letting him close out the inning by blasting this guy away, they bring in Billy Joe Shardin, because he jacks-off left handed, to go lefty vs. lefty. Yeah, that's a plan! NO matter his ERA is 14.22 to infinity and is 0-15 the last 15 times he suited up and can eat more seeds than anyone on the team (and, he has the best jokes, yukkity fuck!).
WE, the betting men, get the ROD, because you know this ass-weed is gonna groove one down the middle once he gets three balls on this guys ass. Or he walks him, THEN grooves one right down the heart and MIGHTY JOE YOUNG sends it to New Jersey via same day express and now, our team is down by two in the bottom of the eighth inning. NO chance to recover. But, the manager made "A" move, you know text-book and all that shit.
That is why I started betting the F5 innings on the stud pitchers, maybe take some of these asshole managers OUT of the equation. MY GOD. I know you have to wonder to yourself "What the FUCK is this guy doing?" PUt in a guy who can't find his ass with both hands!" GIVE UP the lead, then take him out.
That is my throwing-shit at the wall point of a game. TAKE OUT the coaches and let the fans decide who does what. Just like in GLADIATOR. I watched that = fucking Maximus decided what the fuck was gonna happen.
We need more guys like Maximus (Gladiator).
OK, I'm done. I had a great night, I'm going to drink another beer and hope some of you respond to this horseshit of mine. BTW = I really believe all this stuff, I do. I don't think I'm alone, either. Best of LUCK to all you MF's.
Uncle Steve and the Possum
:aktion033