So my girl gave me a blowjob on her birthday

[NES 0]

...is that normal or should I be grateful?

 

[billhill999 0]

By girl you mean George Jefferson?

 

[HunterS.Thompson 0]

By girl you mean George Jefferson?

hahahahaha he says GJ gives a mean gumjob!!!

 

[whalewager 0]

does she know she is giving a fagg ot a bj?

 

[NES 0]

No, she has no idea that I am pretending that her mouth is your butthole, all jokes aside your rectum is the best i have ever had.

 

[HunterS.Thompson 0]

Try the donkey punch on him Nes!!!

 

[RupertPupkin 0]

Should I feel like an asshole that she gave me one too ?

 

[NES 0]

ONly if you kissed her afterwards.

 

[RupertPupkin 0]

I did, but not on the lips

 

[NES 0]

Then its all good.

 

[steaktartar 0]

ONly if you kissed her afterwards.

this is awkward........lushbokes dice hola

 

[TTinCO 0]

I guess that she got a magnifying glass on the day before her birthday. Smooth!!!!

 

[Patrick_Bateman 0]

Did you leave her a present in the mouth. If not thats rude.

 

[mrcrash 0]

You didn't say how much "your girl" charges, but since it is her birthday if she didn't charge you extra, and assuming she had other customers. then be grateful.

 

[NES 0]

Actually she doesnt charge, but she did hook me up with another one last nite, and preferred to stay home and smoke a joint, watch The Neverending Story 2, and have dirty post-marital sex. If she did charge you wouldnt be able to afford her, she fucked me so hard lastnite that Im not going to be able to shit right for a week.

 

[steaktartar 0]

Actually she doesnt charge, but she did hook me up with another one last nite, and preferred to stay home and smoke a joint, watch The Neverending Story 2, and have dirty post-marital sex. If she did charge you wouldnt be able to afford her, she fucked me so hard lastnite that Im not going to be able to shit right for a week.

strap on?

 

[NES 0]

No thanks.

 

[MikeB 0]

strap on?

She always does.

 

[CaptFlippy 0]

Since it was her Birthday shouldn't you have givin her the blowjob?

 

[Devilwoman 0]

Actually she doesnt charge, but she did hook me up with another man last nite, and preferred to stay home and smoke both our cocks, watch The Nevercuming Story 2, and have dirty post-marital sex while I was being ass fucked by the other man (Jack). If she did charge you wouldnt be able to afford her, that man fucked me so hard lastnite that Im not going to be able to shit right for a week.

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