So im sitting on my front porch...

[whalewager]

Was sitting there minding my own business when a large reptile crawls up the stairs and lays there looking at me...it was teh biggest lizard I have ever seen...never seen anything like it...

so im watching this thing with horror and all of a sudden it stands up on its hind legs...spreads some fd up looking armor behind its head and starts running down the porch,,,,so im watching this thing run like a champ and it gets to the end of the porch...hits its shoulder on the corener of teh brick and falls off into never nver land...went to check on it with fly swatter in hand and its gone

 

[-Slim-]

what rx poster did it immediately remind u of?

 

[GreenDoberman]

Don't think the fly swatter is gonna giterdone.

 

[Kruser6]

what rx poster did it immediately remind u of?

blue

 

[Buster]

i'll bet you were scared...

but felt like a big boy with a brand new haircut when you had that fly swatter in your hand....coward

 

[JakeT.]

fight the thing like a man. i bet if you punched it square in the nose it would have backed down.

 

[Doug]

fight the thing like a man. i bet if you punched it square in the nose it would have backed down.

 

[RupertPupkin]

Heres what it looked like after the booze wore off .....

Coo Coo Coo

 

[a153]

 

[FuriousDrew]

 

[FullyEclipsed]

Were you sitting on the the porch with a 40oz or with a whittling stick and a spittoon is the real question.

 

[DarrylParsons]

Did it offer you a good deal on car insurance?

 

[Sugarbear]

Did it offer you a good deal on car insurance?

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