So I went down to Va. last night to meet this girl from online (I don't make this sh!t up)

[Journeyman]

I have been in hot and heavy conversations over the past couple weeks or so with this cutie from Va.

I was suppose to meet her this coming sunday but she continued to whine and want to move it up so I finally went ahead and made the trip down there...

Cost 14.00 gas and tolls

...I even bought new underwear 9.95(3 pair)

as she insisted that I wear boxers...I don't like boxers , because my boys dangle aroud in them , but I did anyway...bought some nice spanking white sneakers, whenever I meet a new girl I always have to have new white sneakers,lol...so that was 75.00

...

...so before I even meet her I'm down 100.00 dollars and I was cool with it, because I really thought this one was special, so I didn't mind any of it...I like to spend as little money as possible usually,lol...

...also I like to meet them at their place, it costs less and if I need to make a quick exit I am not out too much money, for the night....so I had worked where we would stay in and play Scrabble, I am a scrabble playin MoFo

... so I get there we play scrabble, she's all flirty we're both digging it, yadda yadda...

We start fulling around some, and here's where she got a little wacky....you see I had no intention of any sex of any kind...I wasn't pushing it, I really digged her as a person, so the more we mess around the more she starts moving towards the actual act....lol, so without being to explicit we end up in the act...

...she starts telling me stop, no wait, ok go ahead, no stop , I better not...I'm like WTF???? It wasn't my idea in the first place??? So she tells me that if we would have finished she would have had to never see me again ...

...at this point I get ticked off and basically stare off into space just wanting to get the hell home, I told her I would stay earlier...so finally she says to me , "do you want to leave"....And I say "well its probably best I do"...the girl starts crying and I just want OUT of there...finally she goes into the bathroom, I get my shoes on, find my keys and left....

I damn near fell asleep at the wheel riding home....so I wake up today send her an email explaining how I'd rather not hang out anymore, she IMs me back saying "she can't believe I am breaking up with her over an email" ....HAHAHAHAHA....

Another one bites the dust

Anyone ever have this happen?

 

[GAMEFACE]

Chicks are whacked.

It's good thing they are not in your back yard.

 

[Highdaddy]

first, you always expect to get some if you meet her online. second, you should have finished the job, she wanted it. I got this one i met last week, she has called me about 30 times and a few emails WITHOUT me answering any of it, and she doesnt get the hint lol.

 

[Journeyman]

Highdaddy- she seemed nice enough, and she was sweet til that happened...

I have this one girl from TN that still calls me wanting to move here..haha...I haven't spoken to here in months, she leaves messages on my voicemail talking to herself...

this latest one though, has me baffled...

 

[wantitall4moi]

Gas:$10.00
Tolls: $4.00
New Sneakers: $75.00
New Underwear: $9.95
Having that story to post here: Priceless

 

[newbie666]

$100 --> www.costofsex.com

like 5 years ago, i drove my car like 30km
to took this chick to one party...
i met her personally and her body was tasty,, but. i didn't like her face,,, anyways, when i was at the party i just asked my self.. well i think i need some sex... and i bought 2 six packs of beer,,, and drank it, finnally i saw her very tasty hehe,,, i took her to my house, banged, and the next day i woke up, and drove her to the bus station, i neither paid for her bus ticket,,,...

3 days after she replied me, i was the worst man that she sweared never meet in her life...

what.. she expected me to marry her? or date out again... Woman...

 

[Highdaddy]

still dont understand the new sneakers thing

 

[Rolando]

JOURNEYMAN

WAS HER NAME SCARLETT?

 

[GREENHEAD]

Journeyman,I told you "dump the BITCH".
WTF.You drive all these hours to go to her place to play Scrabble.What did you have a case of "newness".
Hope your drive home, with a super case of BLUEBALLS, taught yoursef a lesson.

 

[miked429]

j-man aka kobe,you werent giving it to her in the greek love opening were you?

 

[Journeyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>with a super case of BLUEBALLS, taught yoursef a lesson <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I did

 

[Marco]

So do you buy a new set of sneakers everytime something like this goes down and then throw them away after the date???

You could set them aside for special occasions like this....

 

[assassin]

Like Fat Albert says in his new movie
"Like my momma told me, women, dahy all be bitches and hos"

 

[Journeyman]

HAAHAA...just a habit to go buy a pair of sneakers before a new adventure..

 

[RobFunk]

I just had the best first date in the world off match. On my 3rd phone call to this girl which lasted around a half an hour, I said 'let's do it', 'let's meet'. I hadnt talked to her in two weeks becuase she had failed to return a message I left just prior to the 4th. But the conversation was going well, and I felt I could get away with one here. Besides, I was sick of thinking about this chic. If I'm going to get rejected or shoved out of the picture, that is fine. I just want that to be out of the way ASAP.

My whole plan was to just meet and say hi. Just kind of talk and go from there. I don't know, maybe we'd go for a walk and just kind of chat or whatever. I said in 45 minutes! at 7:45! Toronto had just lost to oakland in the 14th, despite all of their brilliant pitching so any positive expierence to put this in the rear view I deemed as something to be happy about.

Well she calls from a parking lot just near my apt. building, and says she is here. After a quick joke or two I say I am on my way out. I get to the lot and there she is. Standing outside some nice car with a jean skirt on and some sleveless red top. I said "ok this is great" she isnt fugly and has some nice features I can work with. She asks if I have my wallet with me and that It might be cool if 'we get a drink or something'. I say 'no I don't, but I guess you could wait while I get it.' so we swing to my pad I run up and get my wallet. When we pull away she explains that "don't worry, I'm paying for this. But just incase you need your ID. . . ."

So we cruise to the spot in her cool nissan with the big screen that has navagation and the works. Making good on what she had said earlier, she lets Rob drink like his fish self and picks up the tab. I was greatful, and told her what a great gal she was. The convo had went well, and no smoking is allowed inside restaurants and bars in Mass as of 2 weeks ago, and the little breaks to go outside proved to be helpful in matters in a strange way.

This girl was so responsible and had her crap together all the way. when she ordered her last drink, she decided she did not want to have it. because she had to be up for work and didnt want to risk being too intoxicated to drive or to drive me home. I was floored. Hardly any girl gives a crap about things like that.

When she dropped me off, she had to use the facilitys a sure sign she likes me and trusts me enough to come onto the funks turf. I joked and said "and as a bonus you can see how Rob lives" after being here for a few moments of course I kissed her before she left and said I had a lot of fun and I hope we can do it again soon, she said as much also but in her words.

there was no sex, but I didnt push for it. It was cool to date someone close to my age for a change. Younger girls, all I want to do is bang them on the first date and decide later if I want to see them again. It was nice to meet a chic only 3 years younger than me that actually has her crap together.

I honestly wish every first date could be like this. I'm not trying to get all gassed up but so many of these bitches just plain suck as journey has eluded to. It was cool to actually have something go right for a change. I got a lot of crappy expierences I could talk about but why not talk about something that went well.

 

[paulajackson]

it's so nice to be part of a forum where the male posters have such a high respect for woman

 

[DENIRO]

you wimps making me sick

thats why i love black women

they just back their junk in the their trunk we do our thang

 

[Journeyman]

Rob(bie) do you call your turf "Funks turf" in front of her?

just curious...

 

[RobFunk]

lol. .no, but if I knew her better I would. .I wouldnt be afraid to say that in front of most girls/people. I have had the nick since '93

 

[Journeyman]

Good read Rob(bie)