...I have been dying to get over there and have me a "bufallo bill" for god knows how long, she says she is in the mood for BBQ so orders a "Dallas Cowboy" and I order mine. Food gets to us fairly quick and I quickly begin to devour my Buffalo Bill starting with the smaller half of my sandwich and she does the same, then I made the second worste mistake of my life. I gave the bitch a bite of my sandwich. Next thing you know I make the biggest mistake of my life, I say "we can trade the other half if you want", thinking that she will say no, just my fucking luck, bitch swaps with me and now Im still craving the other half of that sandwich the next day.
I swear to god Im going to divorce that inconsiderate bitch.
I swear to god Im going to divorce that inconsiderate bitch.
