Smoke and Mirrors 2015 Baseball Plays

[Rex grossman is God]

FRIDAY:

San Diego Padres ML +170
$200/$340

Cleveland Indians ML -174
$348/$200

Boston Red Sox ML -118
$236/$200

Toronto Blue Jays ML +144
$200/$288

New York Yankees ML -171
$342/$200

Pittsburgh Pirates ML -170
$340/$200

 

[boss415]

Bol tonight!

 

[Rex grossman is God]

Bol tonight!

You ever get out here to the Windy City come party with us at
the hotel room. We bet some Coldweather totals, drink some
non-alcoholic beverages, pretend we are drunk, then all of us
dudes bust a move on the dance floor. Too sweet!!!!!!!

I can do the Robot and the Tootsie Roll. I got moves.!!!!!

 

[boss415]

You ever get out here to the Windy City come party with us at
the hotel room. We bet some Coldweather totals, drink some
non-alcoholic beverages, pretend we are drunk, then all of us
dudes bust a move on the dance floor. Too sweet!!!!!!!

I can do the Robot and the Tootsie Roll. I got moves.!!!!!

You are killin me ! I will for sure come but dont we sing kareokee or some version too ?

 

[Rex grossman is God]

You are killin me ! I will for sure come but dont we sing kareokee or some version too ?

Depends if we think you're cool or not. Bro you like Indian food?

 

[boss415]

Depends if we think you're cool or not. Bro you like Indian food?

dont all MEN like indian food ?

 

[Rex grossman is God]

Boss we are not allowed to hang with our Bro Varkey in his thread.
I thought we were all boys and cool. A bunch of real men who like
to cap baseball games (or borrow them) and dance all night together.

I am beyond hurt by this betrayal. But I will stay out of the thread.
But those group dances will remain in my heart. Big misunderstanding.

 

[boss415]

No profanity laced tirades either i guess. Darn it and shucks i thought us boys would stick together.

 

[Rex grossman is God]

No profanity laced tirades either i guess. Darn it and shucks i thought we would stick together.

Just because a video surfaced of all us men dancing around together and celebrating one of Coldweathers plays as we embraced our
masculinity. Now he wants to act like he don't know us. We all looked so handsome in our cheap rental tuxes and our mens warehouse suits.
We sang, danced, laughed, cried, hugged. We did not need any women. We all had each other. Whats with pretending that he knows the girl in
the avatar. But that he does not know us???? We danced all night long for Pete's sake. I thought we were Bro's after that. But now we are kicked
out of his thread.

Next time he wants to dance with me the answer is NO. Not if that's how you treat your Bro's. I am beyond hurt. He is not a true Chicagoan. He is
probably from Joliet or Kankakee or Gary, Indiana.

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

Lmfao!!!! This is the funniest thread in the history of the rx. I think I just shit my pants I'm laughing so hard

 

[boss415]

Lmfao!!!! This is the funniest thread in the history of the rx. I think I just shit my pants I'm laughing so hard

Been some great comedy on here last couple days!

 

[ChampionBreed]

hysterical

 

[boss415]

Did all you guys get a room to celebrate the blackhawks?

 

[Rex grossman is God]

Did all you guys get a room to celebrate the blackhawks?

 

[StevieRay]

:cripwalk:

 

[boss415]

arty :discoball:ushups:!~))!:condon:

 

[Rex grossman is God]

Once you attend an East Indian Male Hotel Room Dance Party.

Every other party will pale in comparison. Who needs the Chicks

when we've got our Bro's. Lets dance boys.

 

[boss415]

Did the Cubbies win so we can party ?

 

[Rex grossman is God]

A sports betting forum is alot like our hotel room dance parties.
Not a vagina to be found anywhere. I might post some more plays
Monday. Its memorial day. A day to remember all the all dude hotel
room dance parties we have had. Im going to see if my man found us
a Coldweather play or two. Maybe a total over. I could use a dance right now.

 

[StevieRay]

U know what they say , dance like no one is watching