The following are SIA's "entertainment props"
This has to be an early april fools joke!
Any current US Senator is jailed 9.00
Britney Spears gives birth 11.00
Eminem writes childrens book 21.00
John Kerry marries Condoleezza Rice 51.00
U2 fires front-man Bono 67.00
Chistina Aquilera becomes a nun 67.00
Tom Cruise has a sex change 101.00
Price
Elvis turns up alive and well in Utah 251.00
Elvis turns up alive anywhere else but Utah 251.00
Extra Terrestrials visit White House 251.00
E. T. phones Speilberg by collect call 501.00
G. W. Bush converts to Islam 501.00
Tom Green wins Best Actor Oscar 501.00
This has to be an early april fools joke!
Any current US Senator is jailed 9.00
Britney Spears gives birth 11.00
Eminem writes childrens book 21.00
John Kerry marries Condoleezza Rice 51.00
U2 fires front-man Bono 67.00
Chistina Aquilera becomes a nun 67.00
Tom Cruise has a sex change 101.00
Price
Elvis turns up alive and well in Utah 251.00
Elvis turns up alive anywhere else but Utah 251.00
Extra Terrestrials visit White House 251.00
E. T. phones Speilberg by collect call 501.00
G. W. Bush converts to Islam 501.00
Tom Green wins Best Actor Oscar 501.00