Didn't get to bed till 5am hungover already when i went to sleep it felt like.. only to literally wake up to my Grate Dane's asshole 1" from my face and all over my pillow.. crawl out of bed and bout step in a huuuuuuuuge steamer from that same ass that was 1" from my face for the last who knows how long because i was passed out intoxicated and apparently she had to go. I don't even know what to make of this but it is not the start to the new years i was hoping.. just thought i would share.. On a good note I am thankful i made it home and i am safe!!!