She farted, after first night of sex!

[Iceman]

BY FAR the funniest thread I have ever read here at The RX (and that is saying alot). I feel the EXACT way as both of you (esp Blue). I have yet too hear my GF fart in 2 years and I hope I never do. If she does I know I would look differently at her, sad but true on my part.

 

[Iceman]

I just read the other day that 1) women fart on average the same amount as men daily 2) the average human farts 14 times a day.

If you interested in stupid shit like this get the book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?", a decent read

 

[Journeyman]

I just read the other day that 1) women fart on average the same amount as men daily 2) the average human farts 14 times a day.

If you interested in stupid shit like this get the book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?", a decent read

14 a day? uppy:

 

[Iceman]

14 a day? uppy:

Yeah thats what I thought. Seems like a lot. The book has some crazy stuf in there. Actually picked up in line at Kinkos a few months back. I mean weird stuff like "Could you drink your own urine?" and "Does it take seven years to digest chewing gum". The subtitle is something like "questions you would ask your doctod after a couple drinks" or something like that.

 

[Journeyman]

FTR , I never saw her again after that second incident.

Wow, I started reading this one again, this is classic funny.

 

[Iceman]

FTR , I never saw her again after that second incident.

Wow, I started reading this one again, this is classic funny.[/quote

THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER (IMHO)

 

[beetman]

I'm not sure what the big deal is. Everyone farts. I'd find it quite funny if a girl let one rip in bed after a one-night stand.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

what?

 

[beetman]

What are you whating, Barnyard Animal?

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I think my internet is broken.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I thought the internet was smart.

 

[beetman]

The internet is serious business.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

Been married 16 years, only heard my wife fart 1 time. And that was before i married her, she was laughing her ass off and 1 slipped.

 

[hgudan]

Been married 16 years, only heard my wife fart 1 time. And that was before i married her, she was laughing her ass off and 1 slipped.

lol how is that possible? Does she go and hide a lot?

 

[kingbill]

Damn, at least she didn't hit you with a dutch oven

 

[wilheim]

....

 

[JakeT.]

:monsters-

that was not my experience. you may be married to a wildebeast.

BEST POST EVER.

:thumbsup:

 

[Journeyman]

Blue was incredibly funny in this thread....

Two years later and I still hear questions about this from my real world friends....funny think is this seemed like it happened about 4 yrs ago, most things seem like yesterday this seems longer ago.

 

[pooty]

it's a fart. a human reaction. she was nice enough to let you know

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

After everything i read about you journey you seem pretty gay, you sure it wasnt a guy who farted after your first night of sex?