Seriously.. What is the best way to impress a woman?

[Journeyman]

I have no clue anymore...how do you impress a total stranger?

I once sent this gal a rose, I have left notes on cars,lol...

Can you just walk up to a woman and ask her out or get a phone number these days? I`m talking about in everyday situations, not clubs... I got this thing for this girl that works at a bank...and there`s the one at Home Depot, and there`s the one at the Dentist`s office too...I tell ya though , if I asked one out and they said no, my confidence would never be the same...I have an unblemished lifetime record when it comes to asking girls out, I think my market value has dropped though the past couple years...

 

[newbie666]

journey it seems your break up, affected you so much that you do not believe in gals anymore or so... have you spent many time in computers browsing porn and chatting even posting... mate.. just remember those days when you use to have 3 dates in a row.. don't tell me you changed phisically cauze that's not true... the difference between the past and now,, is cauze you use to have more iniciative and you use to be very secure on yourself, asking for tips only show that you're unsecure... just think you're casanova and go out and tell her you're going to pickup her when she's available, it doesn't matter if you're fatty chomper and ugly.. if you can demonstrate yourself that you're a casanova that aura will reflect everywhere...

[This message was edited by newbie666 on May 21, 2004 at 07:09 PM.]

 

[JudgeWapner]

Nah,you have to take it slowly.Can't come on right away.Small talk first.Talk to her evry time you see her.Always have a sense of humour, never hurts to laugh at yourself.Once you develop a relationship,ask her out.Then nail that shit.

 

[newbie666]

judge well
here is the question:

does he want to bang the girl just one nigth with a condom...

or he wants to establish a relation ship that
he want's to bang the gal without condom....

[This message was edited by newbie666 on May 21, 2004 at 07:58 PM.]

 

[miaplus3]

Easy, Confidence

 

[SubZaero]

I'm no girl, but this will impress the hell out of me....

 

[kyhawk]

Money and lots of it.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Let the tip of your cock dangle out of the bottom of your pants leg.

 

[Fezzik]

The best way to impress a woman is to be impressed by her.

And if she is pretty, do not be impressed by her beauty. Find something (ANYTHING) you like about her.

The American President. "Tell her you like her shoes......women like that".

Whaterver you do, DO NOT try to impress her. That is the NO.1 mistake the squares make. Women aren't programmed to like guys that rattle off impressive resumes.

 

[wilheim]

Judge will vouch for it - never fail method to impress chicks:

Walk into the bar of The Del Rey Hotel with a hundred dollar bill stuck to your forehead.


wil.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Wil,works every time.

 

[DarrylParsons]

JMan,

1) Listen to guys named Judge Wapner, especially if you don't see them on TV.

2) As you're talkin' about everyday shlt with her, make some reference to the husband you assume she has. When she says she's not married, then say OK I meant your boyfriend. If she says she doesn't have one of those either then you flatter her by being amazed a girl like her has no bf. and then say something like "oh I see, you must be one of those types whose looking for Mr. Perfect and then some". Then if she gives the VERY LIKELY answer that she's not really that picky, the guy should only be dis, dat and de udder ting etc. just see if you see yourself in the description, and if so, ask her out.

Not that hard really, but I suppose if you've been out of the dating loop for a while it could be a bit awkward at first. Once you try one, I bet you'll be trying 10 a day until you get a taker.

 

[SubZaero]

 

[MollySpider]

You could flash some money round and impress with some dirty talk

Gets my panties in a liquid bunch all the time.

journeyman-I´m still angry with you about revealing the Survivor final outcome. But I guess since your showing some sensitivity we can be friends.

 

[Poltergeist]

Journey,

Watch "The Tao of Steve", it pretty much nails it on the head...

 

[Dante]

ummm maybe be yourself? I would think being honest would impress her

 

[wilheim]

Plot Summary for
The Tao of Steve:



In his early 30s, the beer-bellied Dex has things figured out. He's widely read in philosophy, he's studied Steve McQueen the prototypical cool American hero, and he's distilled Buddhism and Taoism into three laws that make him a hit with women: don't express desire, do something heroic in front of her, then retreat. A part-time job with young children, beer, guys, Frisbee golf, pool, poker, his dog Castro, and sex: what could be missing? Then, at his ten-year college reunion, Dex meets Syd, and the "Tao of Steve" may not be enough to get him what he wants. Plus, Syd remembers something important that Dex has forgotten. Can a cool smart guy, 50 pounds overweight, find his bliss?


Sounds right

 

[SurfBoard]

TELL HER TO BET THE LAKERS AND SHE'LL BE AMAZED HOW SMART YOU ARE

 

[drunkguy]

J-man

2 words:

well hung

that is all you need to worry about

 

[RobFunk]

muscles. . .end of story. . .girls are dumb they just want a strong guy if not just be fat and look kind of strong. . .