Seinfeld, still the funniest show on TV! favorite Seinfeld moment/line?

[Jstack34]

George Steinbrenner comes to the house to tell George's parents that George is dead and Frank starts yelling at him for trading Jay Buhner.

I cant control my laughter and I have seen this episode 50 times. Its one of my favorite scenes ever..... But my baseball people love Ken Phelps’ bat. They kept saying ‘Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps’.

 

[JustinCruise]

When george stop's having sex and becomes a genius. Starts hitting home run's out of yankee stadium

 

[5teamparlay]

HAPPY 61ST JERRY

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[Vlad the Impaler]

He's only 61? Seemed like he was 50 when the show was on.

 

[ThreeUnits]

"By the way, they're real ... and they're spectacular!"

 

[Knightrofins]

Always funny making "Seinfeld related jokes" with friends who love Seinfeld as well.

My buddy (huge seinfeld fan) put a pic on facebook the other day wishing his daughter a happy birthday as she was turning 8. His daughter held up 8 fingers. I asked him if she was hanging with the Van Buren boys

 

[stretchrunner147]

When George was in coffee shop with Susan's doll that looked like George's mother......."Georgie don't eat with your hands"......

 

[JustinCruise]

Always funny making "Seinfeld related jokes" with friends who love Seinfeld as well.

My buddy (huge seinfeld fan) put a pic on facebook the other day wishing his daughter a happy birthday as she was turning 8. His daughter held up 8 fingers. I asked him if she was hanging with the Van Buren boys

Agree


Had one my employees pull a George. Quit on a Friday, made a huge scene, told everybody off. Then came in on Monday like nothing happened lol

 

[skins85]

went out to vegas for my bachelor party a few years ago and we all went to see seinfeld for his standup. eveyone tells me it was hilarious, unfortunately i was so drunk i passed out during his standup....it was my bachelor party....these things happen. seinfeld was the best tv show i can remember and it was a show about nothing!

 

[Knightrofins]

Love Seinfeld, but I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is better. Regardless, Larry David is a genius.

Curb is better b/c its on HBO and they can be "racy" where Seinfeld never was.

I wonder if there are Seinfeld fans who dont like Curb?? Leon may be my ALL TIME favorite character haha

 

[Greenbacks]

Sitcoms are dead.

You'll never see another Seinfeld or Friends ever again.

Those were the days.

 

[BigLouReturns]

^!:

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

 

[BigLouReturns]

George had the best lines - "She's a two face", "Mulva" and "Oh, she's a Kramer" come to mind. Let me have some coffee and I'll have more.

 

[theMadMan]

Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them

 

[Mr_Mark]

 

[RenoChazz]

This show has surpassed Seinfeld

 

[JustinCruise]

Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them

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