See You Guys After Election

[JudgeWapner]

It seems the animosity here is growing to a feverish pitch. The stuff coming out from both sides of the fence is rapidly approaching ludicrous. I'll stop back after our next president is determined. I'm not optimistic about the future of our country if this forum is any indicator of where we are heading.

 

[GAMEFACE]

Judge,

This election is so important to the survival of our country as we know it. I could not stand to see Koffee Annan as a co-president of America. I would probably move to Costa Rica. If Kerry wins can I sleep on your couch until I get a place? Everything will be Ok, Bush will win and all will be well.

 

[D2bets]

Gameface, honestly what will you do if Kerry does win? I know you are 100% sure Bush wins, but just suppose for a moment the impossible happens...are you going to leave the country?

 

[GAMEFACE]

D2,

I will go on a serious drinking and blackjack binge for about 2 weeks. Then I'll go to one of my favorite islands for another week and drink and womanize. I may move to an island for 4 years with no phone or TV and act like the nightmare is not true. I'm more confident than ever that Bush will win if not I will be shocked. I don't even have a drop of alcohol in the frig this minute so I'm confident.

 

[D2bets]

Gameface, damn that sounds like fun -- Booze, blackjack and babes.

 

[DarrylParsons]

D2,

I don't even have a drop of alcohol in the frig ...

Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'


Those are lyrics from the Beastie Boys song "Rhymin and Stealin"
Dunno why it came to mind, just word association I guess...