Ryan Parker Songs
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Even though some Buckeyes still pretend,
That poor Ohio State is really truly great,
Even after LSU beat 'em down again,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
It's like comparing little boys to men,
The Big 10 should concede due to lack of speed,
Cause when they play the SEC, they're never gonna win,
I'll take a Mississippi day or Alabama night,
Over sitting in Wisconsin in the cold,
I'll take a Volunteer or a Gator in a fight,
With a Boilermaker, Gopher, or a Hoosier who'll fold,
I'd rather watch the Southern Belles dressed in Kentucky blue,
Than to watch some Wolverines who look like men,
I know it's rather obvious and probably nothing new,
But the SEC is better than the Big 10,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Eli Manning proved it once again,
When he dropped a Rebel bomb on a quarterback named Tom,
Who once played third string for Michigan,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Maybe we should ask a coach who's been,
In both leagues for awhile like LSU's Les Miles,
Who says he's never going back again,
I'd choose a Georgia Bulldog or a Carolina ****,
Over boring Iowa Hawkeyes in a field,
I'll pick a Vandy Commodore if I ever need a Doc,
Instead of a Northwestern quack who only hopes I'm healed,
I'd rather watch a bunch of crazy cheering Razorbacks,
Than some Spartans or some Nittany Lions from Penn,
I know it's rather obvious, you can't deny the facts,
Yeah the SEC is better than the Big 10,
So when the SEC goes back to back to back,
You'll say the SEC is better than the Big 10 ...
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Even though some Buckeyes still pretend,
That poor Ohio State is really truly great,
Even after LSU beat 'em down again,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
It's like comparing little boys to men,
The Big 10 should concede due to lack of speed,
Cause when they play the SEC, they're never gonna win,
I'll take a Mississippi day or Alabama night,
Over sitting in Wisconsin in the cold,
I'll take a Volunteer or a Gator in a fight,
With a Boilermaker, Gopher, or a Hoosier who'll fold,
I'd rather watch the Southern Belles dressed in Kentucky blue,
Than to watch some Wolverines who look like men,
I know it's rather obvious and probably nothing new,
But the SEC is better than the Big 10,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Eli Manning proved it once again,
When he dropped a Rebel bomb on a quarterback named Tom,
Who once played third string for Michigan,
The SEC is better than the Big 10,
Maybe we should ask a coach who's been,
In both leagues for awhile like LSU's Les Miles,
Who says he's never going back again,
I'd choose a Georgia Bulldog or a Carolina ****,
Over boring Iowa Hawkeyes in a field,
I'll pick a Vandy Commodore if I ever need a Doc,
Instead of a Northwestern quack who only hopes I'm healed,
I'd rather watch a bunch of crazy cheering Razorbacks,
Than some Spartans or some Nittany Lions from Penn,
I know it's rather obvious, you can't deny the facts,
Yeah the SEC is better than the Big 10,
So when the SEC goes back to back to back,
You'll say the SEC is better than the Big 10 ...
