<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I can confirm much of the story is true, as I was privy to many of the sights and sounds coming from each of the two.
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For the record:
Scott tells me that what you heard was simply the two of them improvising, and playing hacky-sack with ziplock bags full of melted butter.