Saturday LOCK...plus my Gambling Resume

[roach23]

I have received over 10 e-mails in the past week asking about my gambling credentials as well as for some of my highly valued selections. I'm not posting this to brag...only to make one post about this and then send the link to all the e-mailers...as well as help out all the degenerates who lost their ass Friday night.


Roach23
A highly motivated degenerate gambler.

Credentials:

• 832 day streak of placing at least 3 bets.
• Currently only owe my bookie 2 dimes.
• Once won 3 dimes at the craps table in Vegas.
• Proceeded to buy a bag of yayo, walk around the casino like Superman and lose the rest of the winnings betting RED at the roulette table.
• Have won over 3 $25 Bonus Play contests at EOG against a tough field of 13 other competitors.
• Went to a GA meeting and gave out 3 winning tips to a guy who was never seen again.
• Bet against the Colts the entire NFL playoffs.
• Currently hold an record of 37-3-1 in bets made at the bar after 9 drinks.
• 3000+ posts at gambling forums conversing with other degenerates where I have learned the secrets of a degenerate lifestyle.
• Helped feed Costa Rican families by losing thousands of dollars on purpose to the offshore books.

And now what most of you degenerates have been waiting for...my LOCK CITY play.

Giants/Phillies OVER 9

 

[CHOPTALK]

Wow.

Very impressive resume.

Im on board.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

The only way you could improve that resume is to have a higher post count at rx than across the street.

:money:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahahahaha yes, you finally posted the resume.

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In other news, it's 5:00 a.m. and I'm about to douse my pubes with cum. Now THAT'S a real lock city goddamnit.

 

[billhill999]

hahahahahaha yes, you finally posted the resume.

LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CCCCCCIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In other news, it's 5:00 a.m. and I'm about to douse my pubes with cum. Now THAT'S a real lock city goddamnit.

:missingte: :missingte:

Line at BoDog has that as a prohobitive 1-5 favorite.

 

[roach23]

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[GameBreaker]

hahahahaha pretty good stuff

 

[$4nothing]

roach:
W T F was that ?

 

[roach23]

roach:
W T F was that ?

Russians fighting. It was a high scoring affair where lots of punches were landed. Similar to the Phillies over today.

 

[$4nothing]

so much for COLD WAR affect.
uppy:

 

[GameBreaker]

can you give us a heads up on when you will be posting your play tomorrow

 

[roach23]

can you give us a heads up on when you will be posting your play tomorrow

It depends. I might to tout tomorrow.

 

[UncleSteve]

DAMN! That video!

Shit, where did you find that footage of the CUBS dugout and Zambrano from yesterday ?

I heard it was bad, punches thrown, but this shows it all = WoW, great job!

(you guys are funny as shit, LOL!)

I love this kind of crazy shit.


Uncle Steve

 

[ILMW]

I will be killing this mofo now that you are on it chief. And man is it going to be a sticky night in Philly tonight roach.

 

[ILMW]

Need a few more to get this puppy home bro, come on philly magic.

 

[royboy_3831]

Anyone who didn't follow after reading that resume is a damn fool... :money8: :money8: :money8:

 

[ILMW]

Yo G, straight up, we get them next time we roll.

 

[roach23]

Yea I lost this lock. But I won the 8 other locks I had for yesterday that I didn't post.

 

[Journeyman]

I have received over 10 e-mails in the past week asking about my gambling credentials as well as for some of my highly valued selections. I'm not posting this to brag...only to make one post about this and then send the link to all the e-mailers...as well as help out all the degenerates who lost their ass Friday night.


Roach23
A highly motivated degenerate gambler.

Credentials:

• 832 day streak of placing at least 3 bets.
• Currently only owe my bookie 2 dimes.
• Once won 3 dimes at the craps table in Vegas.
• Proceeded to buy a bag of yayo, walk around the casino like Superman and lose the rest of the winnings betting RED at the roulette table.
• Have won over 3 $25 Bonus Play contests at EOG against a tough field of 13 other competitors.
• Went to a GA meeting and gave out 3 winning tips to a guy who was never seen again.
• Bet against the Colts the entire NFL playoffs.
• Currently hold an record of 37-3-1 in bets made at the bar after 9 drinks.
• 3000+ posts at gambling forums conversing with other degenerates where I have learned the secrets of a degenerate lifestyle.
• Helped feed Costa Rican families by losing thousands of dollars on purpose to the offshore books.

And now what most of you degenerates have been waiting for...my LOCK CITY play.

Giants/Phillies OVER 9

that resume' looks fishy to me.... :missingte