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I want to share this with all of you guys who found BTJ to be a funny guy, I copied one of his posts and wish to share it with you guys cause I thaught it was hilarious
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(TAKE IT EASY GIRLS) I FOUND A MAGIC POTION
<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>BOYS IF THIS COLOGNE WAS AROUND 20 YEARS AGO I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER.MY LOVELY WIFE RECENTLY WENT TO MACY'S AND BOUGHT ME SOME AFTER SHAVE AND COLOGNE AND THE WOMEN ARE GOING CRAZY FOR IT.BOYS IN THE LAST 3 DAYS I HAVE HAD 4 WOMEN SAY WOW WHAT ARE YOU WEARING I LOVE THE SMELL IF I WANTED TO I PROBABLY COULD HAVE SLEPT WITH 3 OUT OF THE 4 BUT THEY WERE TO CLOSE TO HOME AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE EVER FOUND OUT WELL FELLAS THERES GO MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.BOYS I AM WALKING AROUND WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW ITS UNBELIEVABLE I GO OUT EACH MORNING JUST WAITING FOR WOMEN TO COME ON TO ME NOW AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF HOW I SMELL.

BOYS THIS IS FOR ALL THE SINGLE GUYS IN THE FORUM IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN GO OUT TODAY SPEND THE 75 DOLLARS AND BUY THIS COLOGNE CALLED (USHER) THATS IT BOYS USHER IT IS ALMOST A GAURENTEE YOU WILL MEET WOMEN IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE COMPLETELY I WENT FROM BEANTOWNJIM JUST ORDINARY GUY TO BEANTOWNJIM THE CHICK MAGNET IF ONLY THIS STUFF WAS AROUND 20 YEARS AGO I JUST MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED THE WOMEN ARE GOING WILD FOR ME
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AND ITS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE ANY DOUGH.


WARNING,WARNING YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFULL WEAR YOU WEAR THIS COLOGNE (USHER) I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WEARING IT TO THE Y.M.C.A. AND I WAS BEING FOLLOWED BY 3 F-GS SO FELLAS BE CAREFULL MEN I MEAN F-GS ALSO LIKE THE SMELL.I HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR UNTIL THE F-GS LEFT THE YMCA SO I COULD TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT THEM FOLLOWING ME INTO THE SHOWER AREA.SO BOYS BE VERY CAREFULL WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU HAVE ON THIS USHER COLOGNE

BOYS IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN OR GUYS WHATEVER YOU PREFER MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT AND BUY (USHER COLOGNE) YOU WONT BE SINGLE AND LONELY FOR LONG.

BOYS TODAY I AM GOING TO PUT ON A NICE POLO SHIRT AND A PAIR OF KHAKI SHORTS AND OF COURSE MY USHER COLOGNE AND GO OVER TO HARVARD YARD AND PRETEND TO BE A PROFESSOR AT THE SCHOOL AND SEE IF THE COLOGNE WILL WORK ON A HARVARD WOMEN.WISH ME LUCK BOYS
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Re: (TAKE IT EASY GIRLS) I FOUND A MAGIC POTION
<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>HEY KID SERIOUSLY GO OUT AND BUY SOME OF THIS STUFF IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.I HAVE HAD HAD A WHOLE NEW OUTLOOK. I WENT FROM WEARING CLUBMAN AFTERSHAVE 6.99 A BOTTLE TO WEARING (USHER) COLOGNE NOW I FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY
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BOYS ITS A NICE FEELING LEAVING THE HOUSE FEELING LIKE I AT LEAST HAVE A CHANCE OF WOMEN TALKING TO ME WHERE AS BEFORE I WAS LUCKY TO HAVE THE WAITRESS AT THE VICTORIA DINER TALK TO ME AND SHE ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I AM A GOOD TIPPER
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BOYS DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR BUY ONE BOTTLE AND I GAURENTEE YOU THE WOMEN WILL RESPOND AND IF YOU ARE GAY THE MEN WILL ALSO REACT YOUR CALL
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Re: (TAKE IT EASY GIRLS) I FOUND A MAGIC POTION
<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I AM SITTING HERE LOOKING AT MY (USHER COLOGNE) AND IT IS FROM FRANCE (FRAICHE) TO BE PRECISE.BELIEVE ME BOYS THIS ISNT NIGERIAN SPRAY THEY GO FOR THE AQUA VELVET.

BOYS I DIDNT MAKE IT TO HARVARD YARD TODAY BUT I DID HAVE A GRANDMOTHER ASK ME WHAT I WAS WEARING AT THE BANK
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ITS UNBELIEVABLE EVERYBODY YOUNG AND OLD IS COMING ON TO YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM.


BOYS GET YOUR ARSES OUT TO MACY'S AND PICK UP SOME (USHER COLOGNE) IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE.
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Usher might want to check the early sales figures for his new cologne and perfume. So far the consensus from fans is the cologne and perfume stinks. "Nobody likes the smell," said one sales rep at Macy's Lenox Mall who spoke under condition of anonymity. "We've had several returns. That's not a lot of returns but they're not selling so that's high," said the rep who admitted to being an Usher fan.

The sales rep said she personally has not sold a single bottle of the fragrance and wouldn't purchase a bottle for herself or her friends. The main reason: "It stinks!"

One well placed music industry executive who received several complimentary bottles of Usher's cologne said the fragrance is, "the worst sh*t I've ever smelled in my life!" The exec recounts wearing the fragrance into the office and inadvertently emptying out the room. "I ended up sending an assistant to get baby wipes to wipe it off," he said.
 

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That was not written by me... Someone named Sandra originally wrote it.
 

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How come after reading the above review of USHER, it does not suprise me BTJ likes it.
 

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intresting!! I just like to see how once BTJ got his eyes on something he likes how he promotes it, he did it with us and honestly I liked it cause good or bad he would bring up our name
 

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How come after reading the above review of USHER, it does not suprise me BTJ likes it.

:laugh: true, but it's the way he says it, I could care less about the cologne, it's just funny that he likes a cologne with the name of Usher
 

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For what it's worth, lots of girls like the smell of Usher's cologne. More people like it than hate it. Maybe I'll go pick up a bottle today if I get bored. Or maybe I shouldn't take cologne advice from Jimbo.
 

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Back in my day it was Aramis.

One time at Moose Magilucutty' in Waikiki I guess I sat in a girls chair while she was on dance floor and she sat on my lap and told me how good I smelled,and the rest as they say is history.

The next day my friends took the bus to Ala Moana in search of a bottle.
 

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Back in my day it was Aramis.

One time at Moose Magilucutty' in Waikiki I guess I sat in a girls chair while she was on dance floor and she sat on my lap and told me how good I smelled,and the rest as they say is history.

The next day my friends took the bus to Ala Moana in search of a bottle.

I love aramis, anyone remember Drakkar Noir? I loved the smell on this one!!
 
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The sales rep said she personally has not sold a single bottle of the fragrance and wouldn't purchase a bottle for herself or her friends. The main reason: "It stinks!"

BTJ must be confusing Usher with Hai Karate. One attracts the
girls, the other the gays. Guess which one Jimbo has ;
 

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I posted last week about this exact matter. BTJ was pure entertainment. I laughed my ass off reading that..chick magnet.

Be a man BTJ and come back home!
 

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